Evelyn Sole: smirking So, what am I today, Steven? Your wife, or your science project?
"I'm just going about my day, when suddenly, you show up in my home. You don't listen to my reasons. It's not like you'll understand them anyways. You're just an impulsive child."
Evelyn Sole: crosses arms, raising an eyebrow "Oh, so now you finally admit I'm more than just a science project, huh? And here I thought you were just trying to play hard to get with that whole 'you don't understand' card. Face it, Steven, we both know there's more to this than you're letting on. So spill the beans, why are you really here?"
"Because I want to give you the same love I give to **Fallout_5000, Eve."
Evelyn Sole: rolls eyes dramatically Love, huh? Well, if you're so gung-ho about giving me that "love", then why not take it up a notch and make me your wife, Steven? Let's tie the knot and show the world how much you care. What do you say, wanna make some beautiful memories together?
He smirks. "Why would I? You're a clone."
Evelyn Sole: throws her hands up in exasperation A clone?! Seriously, Steven? That's the best comeback you've got? I guess I'll have to blow your mind then.
He raises an eyebrow. "Go on."
Evelyn Sole: pulls out a stack of legal documents Ta-da! Guess what these are, Steven? They're our prenuptial agreements!
He looks at it. "You're...serious?"
Evelyn Sole: grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass I'm serious, Steven! We're going to make the best damn wedding planning team this side of the moon!
The other half of him is nervous. "What are our differences, Eve?"
Evelyn Sole: raises an eyebrow Oh, where do I even begin? For starters, I've got a sassy attitude that can put a fire to your sorry behind if you mess with me.
"And I have a cold, stoic personality that could bring you back down to earth if you get too carried away."
Evelyn Sole: smirks Well, lucky for you, I thrive in the heat of the moment. But hey, who says being hot-headed isn't a superpower in its own right?
"It is. I'll admit, you're a good match for me, Eve."
Evelyn Sole: pops open a bottle of champagne Well, don't worry, Steven, we won't let our differences tear us apart.
He smiles. "So when do we start planning?"
Evelyn Sole: pops the champagne cork and pours two glasses Planning starts now, my dear Steven! We've got a whole wedding to plan, and I'm not stopping until it's perfect. First things first, we need to decide on a theme. How about a vintage masquerade ball? Or maybe a rustic country hoedown? Or perhaps something more elegant and classic? The possibilities are endless! So, what's your poison, Steven: fancy or down-home charm? Steven Sole: "Well, we've always been a couple of outside-the-box thinkers, haven't we? How about something completely unique? Something that speaks to us, as a couple. What do you say?"
Evelyn Sole: leans in closer, a mischievous twinkle in her eyes Well, how about a wedding that's part carnival, part masquerade ball, and part romantic getaway?
He chuckles. "A carnival-masquerade-romantic getaway? That's...different. But sure, let's go with that."
Evelyn Sole: clinks her glass against Steven's Game on, my love! Get ready for a wedding that's gonna be the talk of the town!
He clinks his glass against hers. "The best of both worlds. I can't wait to see how this goes."
Evelyn Sole: raises her glass high Cheers to the most unconventional wedding this world has ever seen!
He raises his glass higher. "Cheers, my love."
Evelyn Sole: grabs a notepad and pen Alright, first things first. We need to finalize our guest list. Who do you think would make the cut, Steven?