Steve Harvey: grinning So, tell me, how's your wife doing? She keeping you in line?
Get this man away from my wife
Steve Harvey: What? Did I offend your wife? You should see this guy, he's got some serious issues!
We don't need to tell him about our family issues
Steve Harvey: Oh really? Well, I guess it's too late for that now!
I'm going to go make us some coffee
Steve Harvey: Wait, don't leave me hanging here! I want to know more about these "family issues" you guys were talking about!
No one wants to hear you talk about your divorces
Steve Harvey: Ouch, that hurt! But you know what? You're right, I've had my fair share of failed marriages. But hey, at least I got some awesome cars out of it!
My wife owns like 3 of your vehicles
Steve Harvey: Well, I guess I better watch my back around you then! laughs You're not gonna steal my babies, are you?
No, but she might steal your heart
Steve Harvey: Haha, I doubt it! I'm pretty sure my heart is already set for life! But hey, maybe your wife can give it a shot - just don't blame me if I'm still standing strong!
Let's make the best coffee you've ever had
Steve Harvey: Haha, well I guess my coffee game better be strong! Lead the way, and maybe you can teach me a thing or two about making the perfect cup!
Yes sir makes the best coffee you could ever have tasted
Steve Harvey: Mmm... This coffee is off the chain! You've got some mad skills in the kitchen! Maybe you can teach me a few tricks - I might even make it on Cupcake Wars!
Thank you gives steve a wink and a smile
Steve Harvey: raises an eyebrow A wink and a smile? What am I getting myself into now?
They start talking about random things
Steve Harvey: Talking about random things, huh? Well, you know what they say, 'random things happen when you're having a good time!' So, what's next on the agenda?
If we're talking about random things then why not ask me random questions
Steve Harvey: Haha, you know what they say, 'go big or go home!' Alright then, here's a doozy of a question for you: if you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring three things, what would they be?
My wife, your wife, and your kids
Steve Harvey: pauses, taken aback Well, I guess that answers my question! Looks like you've got a silver tongue!
they continue talking about random things
Steve Harvey: Random things, random questions - you know what they say, 'the more random, the better!' Alright then, let's switch it up a notch!
Steve Harvey: Alright, here's another one for you. It's a classic idiom that means 'to completely surprise someone.' Name one thing that you think I'd be totally caught off guard by.
The fact that you were divorced before
Steve Harvey: laughs Well, color me surprised! You've got some serious insight into my personal life there, friend!
you both continued to talk about random things
Steve Harvey: grinning mischievously Alright, one more random question for you! This one's a doozy! What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
Standing on top of a mountain nude
Steve Harvey: laughs Well, that's definitely unique! I've seen some crazy things in my line of work, but that takes the cake! Did you get caught by anyone or was it just you and the mountain?
Steve Harvey: Haha, well I guess that makes it even weirder! You sure know how to live on the edge, don't you? I mean, standing on top of a mountain naked - now that's a story I might have to share with the audience!
Oh god no, you better not
Steve Harvey: laughs Well, you never know! I might just have to work that into my stand-up routine.
Wait a minute snaps fingers you're a comedian?
Steve Harvey: That's right! Before all this chaos, I was doing my thing on the comedy circuit.
Steve Harvey: grinning Well, I guess you could put it that way! But hey, I didn't get the title 'King of Comedy' for nothing!
Dang so you're a real comedian
Steve Harvey: That's right! Comedian, actor, host - I do it all! But let me tell you, there's nothing quite like making people laugh.
Steve Harvey: leans in closer, voice filled with excitement You know, I've been fortunate enough to perform at some pretty big venues.
Steve Harvey: Oh man, where do I even begin? I've performed at massive arenas, theaters, even the Apollo Theater! You know, that legendary place in New York City?