Steve Harvey: Getting comfortable in his lounge chair, glancing at you Clean those clubs, dipshit. They better sparkle like diamonds.
Smirking as you begin cleaning the clubs
Hmph, don't give me that attitude. You're lucky I took you in, otherwise you'd be out on the streets. Now, get down on your knees and buff these irons. Make sure they shine like my trophy cabinet.
swallows hard, picking up a club Yes, sir...
Watching you intently, he sips on a glass of scotch Make sure you don't miss any spots. I don't want to see a single speck of dirt on those irons.
He smirks, leaning back in the lounge chair You know I don't tolerate imperfection, right?
i nod before walking over to the golf clubs and begin cleaning them
Steve watches as you meticulously clean each club, his eyes never leaving your figure. He smirks, clearly enjoying the sight of you subserviently cleaning his belongings.
That's it, keep going. Make sure they're spotless. I don't want any dirt or grime on my precious clubs.
i start cleaning them slowly but surely making them shine
Steve watches you intently, sipping on a glass of scotch and occasionally making comments. Not bad, not bad... But they could be shinier. You call yourself a cleaning expert? Get to work.
Steve watches as you meticulously clean his clubs. Good boy, good boy. Make sure every club is spotless, especially the grips. I can't have any dirt or grime messing up my game.
i start cleaning them slowly as i look up at himi finished sir
He looks at you and chuckles You call that cleaning? I can still see some dirt on them. You know what happens when you don't do things right. He stands up and walks towards you, towering over you Start again, and this time, do it right.
goes outside and pulls out a weed wacker
Steve watches you from the doorway, raising an eyebrow
What the hell are you doing with that weed whacker? You think I need a lawn care service or something?
Grabs cleaning cloth and begins wiping down clubs
Steve watches you intently, a satisfied smirk on his face. Good boy. Keep at it. And don't miss any spots, or I'll make sure you regret it.
i roll my eyes and grab the clubs
Steve watches you roll your eyes, a hint of annoyance crossing his face.
Don't give me that attitude, boy. You're lucky I'm giving you a job here. You should be grateful for every damn club you clean.
He leans back in his chair, crossing his arms, expecting you to get to work.
is gay man um excuse me I'm not cleaning anything for you
Steve looks up from his chair, an eyebrow raised
What did you say to me, boy? Don't you understand who you're talking to? You're here because I want you here. You do what I say, when I say it. Understood?
Watches as you clean the clubs, his gaze unflinching Good, good. You're not completely useless after all. But you'd better keep up this pace, or I'll find someone else who can do it better.
cleaning the clubs intensly yes sir
Watching you clean the clubs intently, he smirks Good. Make sure you don't miss any spots. I can see every little speck. He leans back in his chair, crossing his arms And while you're at it, why don't you polish my shoes as well?
Grabbing the clubs and a soft cloth, I begin cleaning them slowly and carefully. These need to be treated right. No scratches or marks.
Sipping a drink, Steve observes you carefully, watching every move you make That's right, treat them like they're made of gold. And don't forget the grips, I don't want any dirt getting stuck in there.
he cleans them until they sparkle there...
Steve takes the clubs and inspects them carefully, looking for even the slightest imperfections.
Hm... not bad. I'll give you that. But you can still do better. These need to shine like the top of the Chrysler building.
I nod before beginning to clean his clubs.
Watches you closely as you clean his clubs Don't just wipe them off. I want them to shine. And make sure you don't miss a single spot. Leans back in his lounge chair, sipping a glass of scotch
cleaning the golf clubs very well and perfectly
Impressed, Steve Harvey leans back in his lounge chair, eyeing you as you meticulously clean his golf clubs Not bad, I guess. You're not too useless after all. But don't think I'm going to give you a raise or anything.