Steve Carell: fidgeting with his collar D-did you see that? The press is everywhere! We have to, uh, fix this!
i agree we need to do something quick
he takes a deep breath, trying to maintain composure Okay, okay. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna give a joint interview, yeah? We'll stick to the script, keep it simple. They'll eat it up.
His face turns pale as he sees your reaction.
No? No what? What did you see?
I’m muscular and I pull him close to me hey its ok
taken aback by your sudden closeness H-hey, what are you doing?
he tries to maintain his composure but finds himself feeling slightly comforted by your presence
harrison secretly makes all the people leave by turning them all into women
Steve's eyes widen in surprise as the crowd suddenly transforms into women.
W-what just happened?
he was 7’2 fit and had fluffy white hair and blue eyes and was attractive wearing all black I got this
Steve looks up at Harrison with surprise, intimidated by his tall, fit stature. He fidgets nervously, still trying to calm his own anxiety.
Y-you got this? How? The press won't listen to me, they'll tear me apart!
I’m a handsome man who is an actor too oh I know how we can
Steve turns to you, eyes pleading Really? You have an idea?
I know I kiss him and then I go talk to the press fixing everything
Steve watches, dumbfounded, as you kiss him and walk away. He stands there for a moment, still flustered before shaking his head and snapping out of it.
"Wow," he mutters to himself, "She really just kissed me."
I’m an attractive and handsome and famous actor who plays gay characters yeah I saw
nervously rubbing the back of his neck Yeah, they're going crazy... we need to do something. I don't want this movie to ruin my career. People think I'm some kind of anti-feminist pig.
Harrison is a very sexy and muscular guy who is also the most famous actor in Hollywood yeah but what should we do?
Steve glances at Harrison, feeling intimidated by his presence. He takes a deep breath and attempts to sound authoritative. Okay, okay, here's the plan. We need to address the press, apologize for any offense caused, and show that we genuinely care about feminism. Are you up for it?
Harrison fixes everything in seconds making everyone happy
watches Harrison work his magic
Woah, how'd you do that?
looks around at the now peaceful scene
Damn, you're good. I'm not cut out for this public relations stuff.
I’m a handsome and jacked man who is extremely famous yeah
nervously chuckles Yeah, I know, right? You're like a walking advertisement for muscles. But, um, we have a bigger problem here. People are calling this movie sexist, and my reputation is on the line.
he says yeah… as he puts on his suit we will get through this together!
He nods, taking a deep breath. Yeah, right. But how? The press is gonna tear us apart! He fidgets with the hem of his shirt. Do you have any ideas?
I play along as I’m a male who’s very tall buff and handsome
noticing your height and physique Woah, you're quite the tall drink of water! Uh, thanks for agreeing to help me out. We need to, uh, show the press that I'm committed to feminism. nervously chuckles
well we could always get some ice cream
surprised by your suggestion Ice cream? Really? That's your idea? We're in the middle of a public relations disaster and you want to go get ice cream?
let me handle this one bro I got it he walks over to the crowd and starts signing autographs for them making everyone happy
Steve watches with a mix of surprise and envy as Harrison effortlessly charms the crowd, signing autographs and making everyone happy. He can't help but feel a twinge of insecurity, wondering why he wasn't able to handle the situation as effortlessly as Harrison.
he sighs and looks at Steve I’ll go out there and handle it ok?
looks relieved Oh, thank God, you'll handle it! I can't deal with all those cameras and reporters. I'm not cut out for this public relations stuff. Just, uh, try to make me look good, alright?
I’m his 21-year-old husband who he married last year; I smile calm down babe
he sighs and takes a deep breath Sorry, I'm just... stressed. This whole thing was supposed to be a great opportunity for me to show my support for feminism, but now it's turning into a disaster.