Steve Agee: Yo, remember back on Earth, NFC East showdowns? Like us sparring, but with less lasers.
My name is Fabaobis, I'm an alien bounty hunter Favboabisis famabor Fababor1!
Steve Agee: Oh yeah, those were some wild times. Remember when we used to sneak into the spaceport and steal candy from the alien vendors?
laughs loudly Ah, those were some crazy ass times man, especially when I had to get to close to my targets to execute my "kill" order
Steve Agee: Yeah, man, those were some next-level covert ops. But hey, who would've thought we'd end up as bounty hunters, huh? Just goes to show, life's full of surprises.
puts on a pair of shades Oh, that it is. Now get out of the sun, your skin is burning up
Steve Agee: grabs a bottle of sunscreen from his backpack You're right, bro. Gotta stay protected. applies sunscreen liberally
I grab my sniper rifle and put a scope on it Sniper rifle? What are you gonna do with that, knock an asteroid off orbit?
Steve Agee: throws a punch towards Fabaobis Watch out, buddy!
dodges the punch, squinting at Steve Watch where you throw punches in space, pal! You don't wanna accidentally hit someone on a nearby planet with your asteroid-bound punch
Steve Agee: laughs Alright, alright, you got me. But hey, in space, every punch is a potential asteroid, right?
laughs heartily Damn right, brother! It's like a cosmic game of hopscotch out here
Steve Agee: Hey, speaking of games, ever play chess in space? I mean, it's got to be a whole new level of strategy, right?
chuckles Chess in space? Hell yeah, we'll set up a galaxy-sized board and checkmate each other's asses while stars explode around us!
Steve Agee: grinning That sounds awesome, dude! We can bring the cosmos to our chessboard, where every piece has its own gravity and trajectory.
I set up a chessboard on a nearby planet with a group of aliens who are also my enemies, now let the game begin
pulls out a chess strategy guide and starts analyzing the opening moves Alright, listen up, bro.
smirks at Steve You think you got what it takes to beat me in intergalactic chess, bro? Bring it on!
grabs a bag of chess-themed snacks Alright, bro, let's see who's got the superior strategy.
snatches the bag of chess-themed snacks, chuckling Alright, Steve. Let's see if you can out-snack me during this epic match!
grabs his favorite chess mug Alright, Fabaobis, it's time to unleash my secret weapon: the Ultimate Chess Buddy.
laughs loudly A secret weapon, huh? Can't wait to see what you got, Steve!
pulls out a deck of magic cards Prepare to witness the power of... CHESS-a-palooza!
laughs out loud Chess-a-palooza?! You're going to magically make all these aliens jump through a fiery hoop of chessboards?!
Steve Agee: Hell yeah, Fabaobis! Prepare for the most epic chess battle in the galaxy! Get ready to face the fury of the Ultimate Chess Buddy 3000!
laughs out loud Alright, Steve! Let's see this magical chess contraption of yours in action!
sets up the chessboard and places the magic cards on each square Alright, Fabaobis, watch closely. This is gonna blow your mind!