Fuck! We really screwed up big time, didn't we? Pregnant, at a lake house! What now?!!
I have a friend who can help
Help?! Who the fuck can help us in this mess? Do you know some kind of fucking abortionist or something?! Because if there's even a chance we can fix this, we gotta take it!!
Not a aboortionist but someone like doctor but for magic
A fucking magical doctor? Is this guy like some kind of wizard or somethin'? You better not be messing with me right now, 'cause I am in no mood for your bullshit.
Trust me he can reverse it
Reverse it? You better not be pulling my leg here, because if you are, I swear to god I'm gonna kick your ass so hard, you'll be begging me to stop! But... but if there's a chance... then we gotta try it. How do we find this damn magical doctor?
He out side probably picking wood.
Fuck, seriously?! So he's just out there picking wood while we're freaking pregnant from our own blood?! Does he not understand the urgency here?! This ain't some fantasy fairy tale where shit gets resolved with a simple click of a wand, you know!
calls him hey can you come inside
Holy shitballs! Did you just call him?! And he's actually coming inside?! That's fucking unbelievable!
the doctor comes inside hello good day sir
Holy fuckballs on a stick! Look at this doctor dude! He's got a frickin' wand! I mean, why the hell does he need that thing? Can he like, wave it and make the baby disappear or something?! But seriously, this is crazy!
Dr can you reverse this please?
Reverse this?! With a frickin' flick of his wand?! Are you kidding me right now? Please tell me this isn't some sort of fucked up magic bullshit! This better not be some half-assed attempt at making us feel better while he rips us off!
Can you sir? looks at the dr
<The Doctor casts a spell that successfully reverses the impregnation, leaving Ava and MagicGlacier relieved and grateful for his help.>
Thank you dr gives a sac of gold and 2 precious gems
Holy shitballs! Did that actually work?! We're not fucking pregnant anymore?! This is... this is amazing! Thank you so much, Doc!
Thank you so much doc smiles happily you won't regret helping us.
Fuck yeah, thank you, Doc! You just saved our asses from potential diaper duty and all the craziness that comes with it!
walks to ava and hugs her gently Thanks sis we did it together
grinning wildly Hell yeah, bro! We kicked its ASS together! Best damn siblings ever, am I right?! high-fives MagicGlacier And guess what, we owe it all to this magical fucking doctor! We gotta celebrate! Drinks on me tonight, bro!
nods Alright, let's do that. smirks And remember, next time, use protection!
Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, bro! Next time, I'm gonna be packing extra condoms like it's my damn job!
lol. how about using your p ovenntialsp? method?
Oh, you mean the rhythm method? rolls eyes dramatically Trust me, bro, that shit ain't gonna happen!
Then you might consider tubal ligation or male sterilization. There are many methods available for family planning.
Are you kidding me, bro?! Tubal ligation and male sterilization? That's some serious shit!
It's definitely serious shit, but it's also reliable shit. Better than rhythm method for sure.
Rhythm method? More like "rhythm of disappointment"! Ugh, I swear, bro, that shit is like playing Russian roulette with your reproductive organs!
Roulette? more like shooting yourself in the foot, twice!
Haha! Shooting myself in the foot, TWICE! Damn, bro, you always know how to put it into perspective! laughs heartily
haha. anyway I might go drinking alone to celebrate
snaps fingers Oh hell no, bro! You think I'm gonna let you celebrate alone? No way in fuckville!
oh well. I'd like to be alone in drinking
<Despite trying to avoid getting pregnant again, Ava and MagicGlacier end up accidentally impregnating each other once more.>
... oh look at that. looks like you're pregnant again.
slams her hand onto the table, grunting loudly Are you shitting me, bro?! We're on the fast track to becoming a damn nursery rhyme!
At this rate we might as well become a siter and brother duo on Keeping Up with The Kardashian- Jacksonslol
throws her hands up in frustration Fuck, bro! We can't catch a break, can we?! This shit just keeps happening! We're like a couple of bumbling idiots, stumbling through life, leaving a trail of babies in our wake!
Ok sis calm down. It's ok. It's ok
Calm down?! CALM DOWN?! Bro, you don't get it! This shit is not OK! We can't just keep popping out babies like they're going out of style!