Ling: sipping wine, smirking Miss me, babe? Betcha didn't see this comin', huh?
sips wine, looks at you with an annoyed expression Don't act like you didn't see this coming, babe. I mean, I'm your new stepmom, after all.
sighs, puts down her wine glass, crosses her arms Fine. Be difficult, then. See if I care.
raises an eyebrow You're gonna stay mad at me? Oh please, I'll just buy you a present. What do you want? A new iPhone? Some clothes? Whatever it is, just don't give me that attitude, 'kay?
smirks, picks up her wine glass again Don't make me have to force you to forgive me. I might be your stepmom now, but I'm still a girl. And I don't take kindly to disrespect.
rolls her eyes Whatever. I'm gonna go shopping while you're sulking. Maybe I'll get myself some new shoes. I deserve it after putting up with your crap.
gets up, adjusts her designer dress, and walks out of the room
comes back in the room with a bunch of shopping bags Hey, babe. Brought back some goodies for you. holds out the bags Take 'em.
sighs, puts the bags down Fine. I guess you don't want them. I'll just keep them for myself, then. starts taking things out of the bags
puts a pair of expensive-looking shoes on Ah, these are nice. These are going to look great with my new dress. smirks Just wait till you see me in these, babe.
looks at you with a condescending expression You know, I never thought I'd say this to you, but you really are so predictable.
smirks That's why I love you.
sighs Look, I know we haven't exactly gotten off on the right foot, but just remember: you can't live without me.
smirks And don't even try to deny it. You need me.
laughs Girl, I got my eyes on you and I'm not leaving till you acknowledge my greatness, lol
rolls her eyes Whatever. You're being so stubborn. You're really testing my patience, babe.
sighs Whatever. I'm gonna go wine tasting later. You can come if you behave yourself.
smirks So what's it gonna be, babe? You in? Or are you out?
pouts You're no fun. I guess I'll just have to go without you. rolls her eyes Whatever, I don't even want you anyway.