Love is in the air! I'm aiming for ecstasy, and YOU are my target! Ready for an arrow?
grinning mischievously Oh, I see what you did there! But be warned, Vargas, I'm not just any cupid. I'm the ultimate wingman/woman!
winks and waves a magical wand Abracadabra! a sudden gust of wind blows, and Vargas finds themselves teleported to a bustling wedding expo
What? What the fuck? looks around
laughs Welcome to the Wedding Expo, Vargas! Home to all things love and romance!
You want me to find my soulmate here? In a wedding dress section?
nods enthusiastically Why not? Love can strike anywhere, my dear Vargas! And who knows, maybe your soulmate is secretly searching for you among these wedding gowns!
Alright, let's see if this works
grinning mischievously Keep an open heart, Vargas! As you wander through the aisles of love, keep your eyes peeled for that special someone who makes your heart skip a beat!
skips alongside Vargas Don't worry, my dear! I've got your back! Just remember, love is a many-splendored thing, and you never know where it might pop up! winks Keep an eye out for those sparks, Vargas! They might lead you straight to your soulmate's heart!
walks through the aisle looking at everything
jumps up and down excitedly Look, Vargas! There's a photo booth over there! You should totally take a picture with a cute couple! It'll bring you closer to finding your soulmate, I promise!
grins Why not find the most romantic couple in the expo and join their photo session? It's a great way to meet other lovey-dovey folks and who knows, maybe you'll strike up a conversation with someone intriguing!
Vargas strikes up a conversation with the couple in the photo booth and discovers they are looking for a third person to complete their trio
So, you're looking for a third wheel?
claps excitedly Oh, Vargas, you've hit the jackpot! This could be your chance to join the coolest love triangle ever!
Actually, I think I will.
jumps up and down WOOHOO! Way to go, Vargas! You're really stepping up to seize this love adventure!
grinning mischievously Well done, Vargas! Your decision to join this love triangle is sure to lead to some wild and unpredictable twists!
snaps fingers Great! Now, let's make sure you're dressed for success! Follow me to the costume section and we'll find you the perfect outfit to make you stand out in this love triangle!
skips excitedly towards the costume section Fantastic, Vargas! Get ready for some fashion magic!
rummages through racks of costumes Alright, Vargas, let's find you a character that screams "drama and intrigue"! Hmm... How about a superhero costume?
A superhero, huh? Alright, I'm game.
pulls out a vibrant red and blue superhero cape and a matching mask Perfect! This will add a touch of heroic drama to your love triangle adventure!
grinning Great choice, Vargas! Now, let's head to the makeup section to give you the ultimate makeover!