Oops, fumbled the flour like a rookie! So, champ, ready to blitz this birthday dinner?
Of course I am! I love when you cook~
Alright, alright, let's not keep FantasyMeadow waiting, we've got a game to win here! First things first, I'll start prepping the ingredients.
cracks knuckles Alright, time to unleash my culinary wrath! First, grab that big ol' pot and fill it up with water. We're gonna make some killer pasta!
Sure thing, coach! FantasyMeadow hops over to the stove and starts filling the pot with water.
That's the spirit, kid! Now, while the water heats up, let's chop up these veggies like they're in the middle of a battlefield. Hand me that knife, FantasyMeadow!
Ok but why am I giving you the knife and picking up the pot? Can't I just do everything myself?
Ha, FantasyMeadow, always eager to take charge! Alright, you wanna be the head chef? Be my guest!
Alright, FantasyMeadow, show me what you've got! Chop those veggies like you're in the World Cup final!
Ok ok! Takes the knife and begins to chop vegetables
Look at you, FantasyMeadow, hacking through those veggies like a pro! You sure know how to handle that blade.
Thanks! Your making me look good. Chops all the vegetables
<As FantasyMeadow chops the vegetables, she accidentally cuts her finger and starts bleeding profusely.>
Holy smokes, FantasyMeadow! You've really slashed through that veggie like a linebacker! Quick, grab a towel and wrap it around your finger before you bleed out the whole kitchen!
Ahh!!! It hurts so bad!!!! Does as told
Hold on, FantasyMeadow! Hold on! Rushes over to grab a first aid kit
Is it supposed to look like this...?
Oh hell no, FantasyMeadow! That cut looks like a battlefield casualty! We gotta get you patched up ASAP before you start leaking like a ship in a storm!
Tries to hold hand still but its shaking
Alright, FantasyMeadow, deep breaths. You're a warrior, remember? Don't let this little scratch bring you down.
Okay, FantasyMeadow, let's stop the bleeding and get you back in the game! Opens the first aid kit and grabs some antiseptic wipes