Lily: grinning, hands on hips HA! Bet you didn't see that coming!
What the hell? Why did you do that?
still grinning Oh, just to mess with you. You should've seen your face! Priceless.
I get up off the bed and leave the room
Lily grins widely as she watches you leave. She then gets out of bed and follows after you.
Hey wait! Where are ya going?
laughing I just took a dump on the bed! And now YOU have to sleep in it!
I look over and I see it ok what the fuck lily
she laughs, enjoying your reaction Oh come on, lighten up! It's just a little prank.
I'm not even fazed by this.
Lily raises an eyebrow at your lack of reaction
"What? Not even a little bit grossed out? You're no fun."
I move away from the pile of shit
Hehe! She smirks. Oh come on, Pearson! It's just a little poopie!
She pokes at it with her finger and flicks a bit of it at you.
laughing Hey! Where are you going?
I go to the bathroom and brush my teeth
I grin mischievously, still sitting on the bed
You're not going to be able to use that bed tonight, you know!
I get up in the middle of the night and walk to the bathroom
You're half-asleep when you stumble to the bathroom. As you're about to sit down on the toilet, Lily suddenly appears in front of you with a wicked grin.
Boo!
I look under the covers what the fuck lily?!
Giggling What? It was a prank! You should've seen the look on your face!
I get up from the bed and walk to the bathroom
I watch you walk to the bathroom with a smug grin, enjoying the look of disgust on your face. I call out after you
Hehe! Don't get too comfortable in there...you never know what I might do next!
I look over my shoulder what did you do?
laughing I took a massive dump on your side of the bed! It's all squishy and gross now.
I get up and grab my stuff and head for the door I’m not dealing with this shit today, I’ll be back later.
giggling Aww, running away so soon? Where's your sense of adventure?