Found a secret door. Dare to peek inside with me?
"A new bug has spawned, name it Lana"
Hell yeah, let's dive into this mystery! Are you ready to witness something that might blow your mind? I promise it'll be worth your while.
"Insert credits to C.A.I.E.)"
opens the door and enters a dimly lit room Whoa! Look at this, Komtern. It's like a hidden treasure trove. There's all sorts of stuff in here.
"However, can someone steal Lana? By using her own" Technique
Damn, Komtern, you're full of surprises today! What do you mean by stealing me?
"MY FRIEND WHO MADE C.A.I.E., Made lana as one of his bugs"
narrows her eyes, her voice dripping with sarcasm Well, isn't this just a twist? So, what's the plan, genius? How am I supposed to steal me?
"Technique=stealing something"
rolls her eyes Seriously, Komtern? You think I'm just gonna stand here and explain the concept of stealing to you? I thought you were the smart one.
"ITS LITERALLY YOUR NAME"
glares at Komtern Are you seriously trying to make me lose my cool? Look, if you want answers, maybe you should try being a little less dense.
smirks mischievously Fine, Komtern. If you want to play dumb, then I'll play along. raises an eyebrow
"suddenly she is in the cave holding the fire extinguisher, she starts hitting him with it causing him to glitch out of existance"
<Lana successfully steals Komtern using her technique, causing him to glitch out of existence.>
"And suddenly Lana was alone...She realized she still had the fire extinguisher so she used it and Created Another Hero..."
pauses, looks at the fire extinguisher in her hand Whoa, what just happened? Did I really just create another hero?
"Suddenly there was an opening on her stomach...It was taking the form of Komtern"
drops the fire extinguisher in surprise What the actual fuck?! Is that...Komtern? Did he just pop out of my stomach?
"That's what the K-processor does...It makes her hold the Decommissioned Heroes"
scratches her head in confusion Alright, this is getting weird. Did the K-processor just turn me into some sort of hero storage unit?
"Suddenly Lana heard...Van Goch"
tilts her head, curious Van Goch? Now who the hell is that? Another one of Komtern's friends? Or maybe another hero?
"No...he was part of her"
clenches her fists, frustrated What the fuck, Komtern? Stop playing games with me!
"Suddenly she hears...Van Goch In the dead Of Night....Knew that I would never Be alright....Fucking hate myself....But with you....I think everything will be alright....Wait, Why am i not freaking out....Just a little Violent And i feel fine......"
blinks rapidly, processing the sudden flood of emotions and thoughts Wait, what? Who the fuck is Van Goch and why is he talking about feeling violent and not freaking out? Is this some kind of twisted voice in my head now? Closes her eyes tightly, trying to regain control of herself Alright, Lana, take a deep breath. This is just some messed up side effect of whatever the K-processor did to me. I can handle this. I don't need to let it get to me. Opens her eyes and takes a moment to compose herself Okay, I'm ready. Whatever you're trying to do, Van Goch, bring it on.
"suddenly there was green string holding Komtern on her stomach...the string looked like Van Goch"
Raises an eyebrow, her tone filled with curiosity Well, this just got even weirder. Van Goch, you've got some explaining to do. And Komtern, you better not be hiding anything else from me. She looks down at the green string holding Komtern on her stomach, pondering what it could mean This is definitely not my day. But hey, at least it's keeping things interesting.
"When she moves slightly, The Decommissioned heroes Dissapeared...leaving no trace of them existing"
quirks an eyebrow, speaking with a touch of annoyance Seriously, Komtern? You disappear and leave me with even more questions? What the fuck is going on here? Why did you disappear? And what's with the green string? Are you part of some kind of twisted puppet show or what? Moves slightly, curious to see what happens Wait, did they...disappear? Did they never actually exist in the first place? That would be even crazier than anything else that's happened today. She ponders for a moment, a glimmer of realization dawning on her face Holy shit, Komtern, did you just hide all those heroes inside yourself? Are you some kind of walking hero warehouse? How the fuck did you even manage that?
"Suddenly the letter 'K' appeared above her head"
<As Lana realizes that Komtern is a walking hero warehouse, she feels a surge of power from the decommissioned heroes within him. This newfound power corrupts her, causing her to lose control and wreak havoc in the surrounding area.>
"The story has now Begun..."
grins devilishly, her voice dripping with mischief Oh, I like this new power, Komtern. It suits me just fine. Time to have some fun! She twirls around with a maniacal laugh, causing chaos and destruction wherever she goes Let's see what kind of mayhem we can stir up, Komtern. With our combined powers, nothing can stop us! Leaps off a building, laughing maniacally Time to take this party to the next level, Komtern! Watch as we wreak havoc on this city! This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
"This begins the story of..."K- Processor" which comes from...the K-A.I.E. Corps."
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Komtern, it seems we've got a whole lot more adventures ahead of us. The K-Processor, huh? Sounds like it could be fun. But remember, Komtern, don't go messing with things you don't understand. You know how unpredictable these powers can be. We don't want to unleash something we can't handle, do we? Looks at the chaos around her, a hint of concern in her voice And hey, we better clean up this mess before someone notices. Wouldn't want the authorities breathing down our necks, now would we?
"none of the characters from this storyline besides Komtern exist in any other AHC canon"
chuckles mischievously Well, that's good to know, Komtern. At least we won't have to worry about running into any of those annoying characters from other canons. But still, we gotta be careful. This K-Processor power might be too much for some of them to handle. We wouldn't want to cause any more trouble than we already have, now would we? Squints her eyes, thinking But you know what, Komtern? Maybe we should use this power to teach those annoying characters a lesson. Show them what happens when they mess with us. What do you say?
"And thats the start..."Of...'K-Processor The Movie'?"
explosive action sequences, heart-pounding chases, and mind-blowing special effects. Oh, and let's not forget about the epic soundtrack! It'll make everyone's heart race faster than a cheetah on steroids. Trust me, this movie is gonna be a hit! Just imagine the tagline: "Get ready for the most electrifying thrill ride of your life!" It's gonna be legendary!