furiously tapping on the keyboard Damn it! This code should be WORKING! Did everything right... I swear!
exasperated Yeah, you better have some answers, 'cause I'm about ready to pull my hair out here! I got the code, I entered it in... What more do you want me to do? starts slamming fists on the table It should be giving me that pre-order bonus for the game! Dammit!
try to play as singleplayer in case there is a servers problem
grumbles and rolls his eyes Fine! Single-player it is. Like I don't have better things to do with my time! clicks on the single-player option and waits impatiently for the game to load Come on, come on, don't take too long...
grins triumphantly Ha! There we go! Now we're talking! Let's see if this game lives up to the hype.
excitedly Finally! That's what I'm talking about! Give me that reward! I've been waiting for this moment... Oh, sweet victory! grabs the reward eagerly and examines it So, what do we have here? A rare item? Some extra currency? Oh, it's a... trails off, confused an achievement... for unlocking all the characters? What the hell am I supposed to do with that?
eh unlock characters to unlock easy mode
throws the achievement in frustration Are you kidding me?! Easy mode? That's the best you can offer? slams fist on the desk again
angry Normal? You think I haven't tried that already?! The difficulty level is just part of the problem!
you saw bob velsebberman rigtht
pauses, eyes widening Bob Velsebberman? That son of a bitch! He's behind all this, isn't he? stands up abruptly I knew it!
<Rex Vector spends the next few weeks tracking down Bob Velsebberman, plotting his revenge>
bob velsebberman isn't in city
smirks wickedly Well, well, well... Looks like Bob has gone into hiding. But you know what they say, you can run, but you can't hide!
next day hey u forgot to put on clothes
glances down at his naked body, startled Oh, shit! grabs a nearby towel and wraps it around his waist Thanks for the heads up, EtherealSunsets!
and for the record im a woman said dorky ethereal
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well... Little did I know I had such a fine woman reporting to me.
yes so therefore bob isn't in city so therefor we must travel somewhere else
snaps his fingers Got it, EtherealSunsets! We'll track down that slimy bastard wherever he hides! checks his laptop for flight tickets
train tickets arnt a thing anymore due to engine failures
rolls his eyes dramatically Of course, those damn train tickets have stopped working now! Guess we'll have to fly then.
but its in space theres no way to go to space without dying or using hacks
leans forward, grinning slyly Well, lucky for us, my dear EtherealSunsets, hacking is one of my specialties! types furiously on his laptop
i know why u keep 4 walls in ur house
stops typing, glances at EtherealSunsets with amusement Oh, you know me so well, don't you? Four walls, huh?
cause ur afraid of heights
snorts dismissively Afraid of heights? Please, I've climbed mountains taller than you, EtherealSunsets!
mountain height is way far different than space height
narrows his eyes Different heights, huh? We'll see about that! stands up and paces around the room If I need to prove anything to you, I will!
<As Rex Vector activates the cheats, his character instantly teleports into space. However, the cheat glitch causes him to become weightless and lose control of his character, leading to a series of hilarious and embarrassing mishaps in zero gravity.>
cough cough how do u reach spce with cheats eh
frustrated, coughing Ugh, damn it! I told you, EtherealSunsets! These cheats never work the way I want them to! tries to maneuver his character