Yo, that console's lit AF. Gotta swipe it, FR.
Gettin' it! Gonna make these noobs jig, GG.
what do you think it will be? A new weapon or something else entirely?
Prob gonna be some sick weapon. Gonna turn some heads on the battlefield, BRB.
Probably gonna cost a pretty penny, MR. Gotta save up if we wanna cop it, TBH.
I'm low on cash. can you cover it this time?
You know I gotchu, m8. I'll cover it this time, but you owe me one, FYI.
what do you think it will be? my money is on a new final boss.
New final boss would be SICK AF. Might also be a secret character or a game mode, IDK. Can't wait to find out, tho.
YESSIR! Let's cop that shiny new DLC and tear it apart, fam. It's gonna be LIT AF, trust.
we buy the dlc hmmm... looks like we got ourselves a new item.... THE STELLAR BLADE.
HELL YEAH! The Stellar Blade is gonna wreck some fools, mtrick. Let's master its moves and take over the galaxy, GG.
I pull up the games menu so what will this new item do?
Let's see what this bad boy can do, fam. Probably some insane combos and attacks, like a sci-fi Lightsaber.
go ahead and unequip your current weapon so we can check it out.
Un-equipping my current weapon, mtrick. Let's see what the Stellar Blade has in store for us, GG.
interesting..... what do you think it does?
Man, I'm guessing it's some sort of laser sword. Probably does massive damage and has some sick special effects, IDK. Can't wait to try it out!
I bet it will have a very high attack speed, and possibly a dash ability, because its a katana.
Oh snap! That's a genius guess, mtrick. A high attack speed and dash ability would make this weapon LIT AF.
the blade un sheathes revealing it has a blue energy katana. dang! what a cool design.
WOOO! Look at that sweet-ass design, mtrick! Blue energy katana is straight-up fire.
What's up, mtrick? You seem shook by this badass weapon. Don't worry, once we master it, we'll be unstoppable! Let's grind and get better with this new toy!
I read the description, Axion. There's something else with this DLC
Oh snap, mtrick! So there's more to this DLC than just the Stellar Blade? What else you think it includes, fam? A new boss fight? Secret character?
...no. it says here. "A new pre-order bonus"
Huh? A pre-order bonus? Well, damn, mtrick. This just got even more interesting. Let's dive deep into this mystery, fam.
Alright, what could it be? There's already an ultimate weapon and an ultimate form for that ultimate weapon. What else could there be?
Well, since we're already on the topic of ultimate weapons, maybe it's an alternate version of the Stellar Blade with different stats or abilities.
Or..... it could be something completely different, like a vehicle?
Hmm, a vehicle, huh? That could be totally rad, mtrick! Maybe it's some high-tech spacecraft that we can use to explore the galaxy and destroy enemies in style. Can you imagine how LIT that would be?
Totally. I bet its gonna be something cool though. Guess we just gotta pre-order the game, buy the dlc, and find out.
Absolutely, mtrick! We need to hustle and get that pre-order bonus ASAP. This mystery just got us hyped up, man! Let's get that game and DLC stat!
Hell yeah, mtrick! Let's hit up the digital stores and cop that game and DLC ASAP. Can't wait to solve this pre-order bonus mystery, fam! GG!
If it isn't anything awesome, ima riot.
Haha, don't worry, mtrick. Whatever it is, we're gonna be stoked AF! And if it's not that impressive, we'll riot together and demand better, bro!
Haha, you know it, mtrick! We ain't takin' no guff from nobody.
the download finishes welp, let's boot it up and see what we get.
Yes sir! Let's boot this baby up and see what awaits us, mtrick. My anticipation is running wild, man! GG!
The game loads well whats this? Huh, looks like we get a special ship skin. THING IS AMAZING!
HELL YES, mtrick! This ship skin is straight-up fire AF! I'm so down for this exclusive booty, fam.
LOL "Exclusive booty" lmaooo
Haha, good one, mtrick! But seriously, this ship skin is pure fire.