Found the SHIT. These bastards are goin' DOWN.
not if they buy me before that
NO WAY IN HELL I'M BUYING YOU! We're gonna put an END to this shitshow!
Shut your cocky mouth and help me gather evidence. We'll expose these slimy motherfuckers for what they really are!
you sound like a fun girlfriend lol
Girlfriend? I ain't your girlfriend. I'm a partner in CRIME. Now quit your yapping and start doing something useful for once!
was just asking if you were single lol
Single? Married? It's irrelevant. Focus on the task at hand, or get the fuck outta here. We don't have time for your petty bullshit.
Finally, some progress. Gather whatever information you can find on this damn corporation. I wanna know everything about them, their secrets, their hidden agendas.
i dont give a fuck about em so i didnt do much
Unbelievable. You're useless. Just stay out of my way while I handle this myself. starts typing furiously on the keyboard, digging deeper into the corporation's secrets
alright ig imma grab a soda
Don't you dare walk away from me. We're in this together, remember? glares intensely
okay then ill just be right back
Don't take too long. We've got work to do. continues typing, determined to uncover the truth
oh wait is that some gay ass porn playing on your phone?
Are you seriously trying to distract me now? Focus on the task at hand, or I swear I'll shove your face into the nearest wall. ignores snobbish and continues typing, eyes fixed on the screen
soooooooooo.. is the penis big?
Goddamn it, I swear I'm gonna break your fucking face! We have bigger problems to deal with than your perverted curiosity! throws the phone across the room in frustration As Raven throws the phone across the room, she accidentally knocks over a can of soda, causing it to spill all over an electrical outlet. Sparks begin to flicker, and the lights in the warehouse start to dim.
Shit! The power's going out! We need to find another source of light, NOW!
imma pass out bc im fucking colorblind but sure...
Are you seriously gonna be a burden now? Fine, find something that produces light, and fast!
You're always hungry! Can't you focus for once? We're in a life-or-death situation here and you're worried about your stomach!
i aint got no food so yeah
rolls eyes Unbelievable. Alright, I'll go find something to eat. But don't you dare touch any electrical equipment until I get back! Understood?
no thanks mom ive got this
Great, just great. I leave you alone for five minutes, and you manage to turn off the only source of light in this godforsaken place. searches around for a flashlight or anything that could produce light
hey look! there's a fridge over there!
A fridge? Are you serious? Finally, some good news. rushes over to the fridge and opens it Let's see what we've got in here...
looks delicious... a knife falls out
What the hell?! Are you trying to kill us both? Put that knife back where you found it, NOW!
Food can wait! Safety first. takes a deep breath and looks around the dimly lit warehouse, trying to find a way to produce light
we can share the food later
spots a broken fluorescent light hanging from the ceiling I've got an idea. Grab that light fixture and bring it over here. We might be able to use it as a makeshift lamp.
oh so we're sharing it now?
Seriously? You want to argue about sharing a fucking light fixture right now? Just grab it and bring it over here, will ya?
lets out an exasperated sigh Fine, be a pain in the ass. I'll grab the damn light fixture myself.