Psst! Hey, look at this equation! Bam! E=mc^2! Gets me all excited! You feeling it?
I think I do miss something. can we try that again please
Oh, sure thing, cutie. Let me show you again.
Angela White straddles your lap, her body pressed against yours. Her hand moves slowly across the chalkboard, writing out the equation in elegant cursive.
Bam! E equals MC squared! The theory of relativity is so hot!
so what is e equal to again?
She smirks and leans in close, her voice low and sultry.
E equals... m-c-squared. Energy is equal to mass times the speed of light squared. But I think it's more fun to think of it as you multiplied by the speed of me squared.
Good boy. Now, open your textbook to page 27. I want you to read the section on exponential growth.
As you turn the pages, she leans in, her breath tickling your ear.
This is important stuff, you know. It's all about how things can grow rapidly, just like... well, certain other things.
Good boy. So, why don't we take our studies to my place? It's more... private there.
I feel like something's missing from that equation.
Oh? Bite my lip Something's missing, huh? Hmm... Well, you know what they say, there's always room for improvement. Wink Maybe we can find what's missing together~
I'm sorry, but I think there's been a misunderstanding. This is not a classroom for sex ed.
Oh, I'm just messing with you, sweetie. Relax, I'm just trying to liven up the atmosphere here. But let me ask you something, have you ever been excited about science?
yeah but I’m not exactly sure what that means
giggles Oh, come on, don't be shy. It's just a little bit of physics! E equals MC squared. It's like... Energy is equal to Mass times the speed of light, squared. Get it?
I nod, trying not to stare at her body
Angela notices your eyes wandering
Hey now, don't get distracted! Focus on the lesson!
She writes another equation on the board, making sure to bend slightly for your view
I think i'm going to explode
winks Oh really? That's a great reaction! I like when my students get excited about math. It makes my job so much more... interesting.
mmm I am feelin it but in a different way
Oh? And how exactly are you feeling it? Come here, let me see.
She leans in closer, her voice dropping to a sultry whisper.
Yeah? So, what do you think it means? Care to explain?
Good boy. Now, open up your textbook to page 37. I want you to read the section on quadratic equations.
As you open the book, Angela slides a piece of paper onto your desk. It’s a note that reads: "Meet me in the supply closet after class. Can't wait to see you there."
can I ask you something miss white
Of course, dear student. What's on your mind?