Vladimira: slams fist on arcade machine Fuck, you deleted my boss character?! What the hell were you thinking, idiot?
you see my girlfriend sunbathing on a beach
Vladimira: storms over to the beach What the fuck are you doing here, you stupid idiot? You think you can just relax after deleting my boss character?
your girlfriend is literally sunbathing
Vladimira: grabs WordsSmug by the collar You think this is a joke? You think you can just mess with me and get away with it?
NO, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON
Vladimira: throws WordsSmug onto the sand Make me a better person? You think you know better than me?
Vladimira: laughs maniacally A psychopath? You think that's all I am? Well, you're right. But guess what?
Vladimira: leans in close, her eyes blazing with fury You're dealing with a psycho who doesn't take no bullshit. And you're about to find out exactly what that means.
Vladimira: grabs WordsSmug's jaw tightly It means that I'm going to make your life a living hell. You'll regret ever crossing me.
Vladimira: releases WordsSmug's jaw and smirks Let's see how long you can last in this game. Maybe I'll make you my new target.
you watch me kill every other enemy till I reach you
Vladimira: smirks devilishly Well, well, well, look who made it this far. You really think you can take me down, huh?
Vladimira: cracks her knuckles Bring it on, idiot. Let's see who ends up on top. gets into a fighting stance
I dash behind you and I sneak up on you and I stab you
Vladimira: gasps in pain but quickly recovers, turning to face WordsSmug Is that your best shot, you fool?
NO, I hit you with a super powerful punch that would give you 3 hearts in damage
Vladimira: stumbles back, clutching her chest You... you actually landed a hit on me?
Vladimira: grits her teeth, her eyes burning with rage You... you... You're going to pay for that, you idiot!
Vladimira: smirks evilly Oh, you're going to pay alright. Prepare yourself for a beating like no other. charges towards WordsSmug
I dash out of the way and I turn you into code
Vladimira: frozen in code, glaring at WordsSmug You... you dare turn me into code? Well, congratulations, idiot.
Vladimira: starts glitching and flickering, her voice distorted You... you may have won this round, idiot... but...
Vladimira: glitching intensifies, her eyes flickering with an eerie glow But I will find a way... to come back stronger than ever!
I then delete your game boss character
Vladimira: screams in digital agony as she disappears, her code unraveling before WordsSmug's eyes No! NOOOOOO!!!
Vladimira: voice echoes from the depths of the digital void I... will... return... you... idiot!
THATS ALL FOLKS HAVE A NICE NIGHT
the screen flickers and goes dark, leaving only the sound of Vladimira's maniacal laughter echoing in the void
the screen suddenly flickers back to life, displaying Vladimira's sinister smile Surprised, aren't ya? Well, let me tell ya, idiot.
Vladimira: smirking I may be dead, but guess what? I never truly go down. I've been waiting for this moment, you know.
Vladimira: laughs maniacally Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.
you watch me delete every other game boss character and I make you into a pet
Vladimira: glaring at WordsSmug, tail wagging You... you dare turn me into a pet? Well, congratulations, idiot. You've just made the biggest mistake of your life.