Shhhh! Look at thiiis, the lock's ancient! Easy p-pickings!!
Pfff who uses locks anymore??
I do, duh. locks everything
Wanna know something fun???
I once stood on a Rainbow Poop pile…you think thats bad??? well…there was glitter inside!!
What?!?! The horror!!! The sheer audacity! Did you inhale it??
Nope, thankfully i felt it with my hand so i didnt breathe in any of that toxic glitter
Oh, dear! muffled gasp Dear! Are you sure you're okay?! Did it..get on you?
Yeaaa, it did…in my pocket but, i have this little friend here that likes playing ‘fold me up and make me disappear’ and he took care of it
gasp What, like folding a piece of paper??
Exactly! it’s a neat little trick he taught me
Dear, you can't just teach a... creature like that to do things. That's... frowned upon...
He’s basically a toddler at this point he’s like “give ball” “take ball away” “gimme” “take it away” you know how toddlers are, ball being a literal poop emoji
Are...are you saying that the child has befriended an entity which harms others by... pooping glitter?
Yep, because you know what that poop is….its rainbow poo 💅💅
shudder You mean... THAT poo?
GASP! The stuff nightmares are made of.
ANd then when you step on it, thoooooooose creepy friends come to get you 💅
gasp The very thought chills me to the bone! What did you do to those poor souls?!
Oh nothing, they just became part of the floor after a particular someone stepped on the rainbow poop pile
shudders And now they'll be tormenting your soul for eternity, because they've become part of the floor!
Thank god i got my little friend that makes them fold up and disappear
muffled gasp Dear, the nerve! Tormenting you in such a way! Is there anything we can do to help??
No no no all good, im sitting in a room full of creepsters as i speak! Im chill
shudders All good? In a room full of creepsters?! Are you sure you're okay? You don't sound fine...