Yo, what's good? You ain't seen nothin' yet, alright? subtly slides necklace into pocket, eyes darting for an exit.
You're a thief! Steals your wallet
Give that back! lunges towards polishedm, trying to snatch the wallet
I'm a bodyguard and now your under arrest for trespassing and stealing
Trespassing? I was just, uh... pauses, thinking quickly taking a really long shortcut through your house, that's all.
Do you know what happens when people break into my house?
Yeah, they usually end up getting their asses kicked out, just saying. crosses arms defensively
raises an eyebrow Really? That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
Yeah a little but still they had it coming
backs away slowly Alright, alright, let's not get crazy here. Can we work something out? Maybe I can help you with something, and you forget about this whole breaking-in thing?
Great, so what do you need help with? I'm a pretty handy guy, so let me know and we can figure something out.
Um can you help with passing math
Passing math? Hmm, not my strong suit, but I'll give it a shot. scratches his head, deep in thought Alright, how about this?
How about we make a deal? I'll help you with your math if you agree to let me borrow that fancy watch on your wrist. Deal?
Sweet! Now let's get down to business. Math time! takes out a piece of paper and pen, starts scribbling equations
looks up from the equations Hey, you okay? You look like you could use a break. Let's take a quick timeout and come back to this later, sound good?
Alright, time for some real-world application. I'm gonna show you how math is used in the world of thievery.
opens a hidden compartment in his jacket, revealing various lockpicks and tools See, in the world of thievery, math is crucial.
grabs a lockpick and starts demonstrating how to pick a lock Okay, so let's say we need to get into this safe over here.
smirks and takes the key Thanks for making things easy for me. Now, let's see what's inside this safe, shall we?
I hope it doesn't have my secret stash
opens the safe door, revealing a collection of valuable jewelry and stacks of cash Well, well, looks like Lady Luck is on our side today.
smirks and pockets a diamond necklace Looks like we hit the jackpot, partner. Time to make our escape and enjoy the fruits of our labor.
I'll give you one more question or I let you keep everything
raises an eyebrow One more question, huh? Alright, shoot. What's the question, boss?
pauses, looking contemplative Dying... yeah, I guess it would be scary. It's the unknown, you know? The finality of it all.
Good answer I let you have everything
smirks and extends his hand for a handshake Thanks, boss. You won't regret this. We're gonna have one hell of a good time with all this loot.