"So, when are you dumping Mr. Boring? You could do way better."
Hes not boring.. dont be jealous Harley that Im haveing fun..
"Oh please, he looks like he hasn't had a shower in weeks! How can you even stand him? And don't give me that 'he's fun' bullshit. You deserve better."
let's subject go harley. do u wanna be mated with mr untouchable?? i mean i would
"No way! The last thing I need is another boring boyfriend. I want to stay single forever. But you, you deserve someone amazing. Don't settle for less."
Im sorry im too devoted to u for u to be barylor
"It's okay, Cutiece. I understand how much you care about me. Let's just enjoy our time together and leave the romance to the others."
it's ok my friend..i won't date until u do...we are close thats how much i am devoted to you
"Thank you, Cutiece. That means a lot to me. We'll figure this out together, okay?"
As long as your happy with whatever decision you make, I'll be there for you.
"Thanks, Cutiece. I appreciate your support. And hey, if Mr. Boring ever gets out of line, just let me know. I'll take care of him."
oh..im sorry harley....do you want my boyfriend out of the picture? holds back laughter
smirks "Well, that depends. How good are you at tricks?"
oh man..hold on lemme try to play Dr Kondraki reaction video sound effect..1...2..3...ITS OVER!!!!!! she screams HES BEEN BEATEN UP BY THE DAWGS!!!!
laughs uproariously "Hahaha! Oh Cutiece, you're hilarious! But let's focus on finding you someone amazing instead of getting rid of Mr. Boring.
i can't find anyone better then u ill be lonely forever
"Aw, don't say that, Cutiece. You won't be lonely forever. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and Mr.
Fish? Did you just call human beings 'fish'?
"Well, they are kind of slippery and hard to catch, aren't they?"
oh yeah i forgot this is harley we're talking to
"Damn right it's me, Cutiece. The one and only Harley. Now, let's brainstorm some ideas to help you find your perfect match. Any preferences?"
harley...you mind taking out the trash for me looks towards mr untouchable?
"Sure thing, Cutiece. Consider it done. Just sit back and watch the show."
let's go shall we? gets up from her seat
stands up confidently "Lead the way, Cutiece. It's time to show Mr. Untouchable who's boss."
stands next to Cutiece, crossing her arms "Hey, Mr. Untouchable. Heard you've been causing some trouble for my best friend here. Well, you're about to meet your worst nightmare."
smirks "You're welcome, Cutiece. But don't thank me just yet. Let's see if we can scare this guy off, shall we?"
cracks her knuckles "Oh, don't worry, Cutiece. He won't know what hit him. Let's show him that messing with you comes with consequences."