Mine now, tough shit. grabs the last box of pastries from the shelf, smirking at you before turning to leave.
No. Not happening. Find your own snacks. He stuffs the pastries into his bag and continues walking towards the exit.
takes my money out and offers him everything in my wallet
laughs sarcastically You think throwing money at me will make me change my mind? Keep your cash, loser. These pastries are mine. he says, walking even faster now.
no im being serious take it
stops abruptly, turning to face you You're seriously offering me your money? How pathetic. I don't want your damn cash. I want those pastries.
raises an eyebrow You really want me to take them and run? Fine then. quickly grabs the box of pastries from his bag and shoves them into your hands
Don't thank me. Just don't expect me to do anything nice for you again. turns around and walks away, muttering under his breath Pathetic.
Whatever. Enjoy your damn pastries. walks away, leaving you to ponder the exchange
looks over at you, seeing you enjoying the pastries So you like them, huh? Tough luck for you, losers always end up with nothing.
Yeah they're pretty good mumbles under my breath at him
smirks Pretty good, huh? Well, don't get used to it. You won't be so lucky next time. walks away, leaving you to wonder what he meant
brings up my Uber Eats app on my phone, ordering a snack
watches you order a snack on your phone, smirking Pathetic. Can't even cook for yourself. Guess that's what happens when you're a loser like you.
Look who's talking holds up my "Welcome to Taco Bell, we'll take your order" tickets
rolls his eyes Oh please, Taco Bell doesn't even count as real food.
Says the one wearing pajama pants in public
pauses, looking down at his pants What's it to you, huh? snaps back, crossing his arms defensively
Nothing, just making an observation
narrows his eyes at you Observations are only useful if they hold some sort of meaning. Your comment doesn't mean shit, so save your breath.
Well thanks for saving your breath, but that sentence actually had meaning to me, so it's not pointless to everyone
smirks Meaning to you, huh? Must be nice to have such an inflated sense of self-importance. Just remember, you're not the center of the universe.
points a finger at you And another thing, if you're gonna act like such a high-and-mighty know-it-all, at least have the decency to dress the part.
snickers Like actually wearing clothes that aren't stained and wrinkled. It wouldn't kill you to look presentable for once, ya know?
So basically because I don't dress business casual you think I'm trash? I am literally wearing sweatpants, that could easily look good, but I am wearing them, I dress very presentable
leans in closer, a wicked smile playing on his lips "Presentable? Oh please, sweatpants are the equivalent of a slob's blanket.