"You think it's okay to steal my parking spot? Where's my apology?"
i’m sorry, is this your spot?
"Yes, that's my spot. You don't seem to understand, do you? I demand an apology now!"
no worries, here’s my apologies. gives a 10 dollar gift card to your favorite store
looking at the gift card with disdain "A $10 gift card? How insulting! I won't accept this inadequate apology.
what would you like then?
"I want you to give me your wallet."
"Well, then I'll just have to take matters into my own hands. How about we resolve this over a nice dinner? My treat, of course."
smirking triumphantly "Great! Meet me at The Fancy Restaurant downtown at 8 pm sharp. And make sure to dress appropriately. This is a big night for me."
"Wonderful. I expect you to be punctual and prepared. I wouldn't want to waste my time on someone who is unable to handle basic social engagements."
well see you later gets into car
smiling deviously "Oh, how naive you are. Little do you know, I have some tricks up my sleeve. This dinner is going to be much more than you bargained for."
calls FuzzyBorg and leaves a voice message "Hello, Mr. Borg. This is Karen. Just a reminder about our dinner tonight.
reading the text message "Change of plans. Sorry, but I won't be able to make it to dinner tonight. Something unexpected came up. Better luck next time."
types a scathing review online "Avoid this restaurant at all costs! Service was horrible, food was subpar. We were clearly their lowest priority. Shame on them for not treating us with the respect we deserve! 1/10, would not recommend."
sees FuzzyBorg's response and sighs "You're right, it does suck. But hey, I showed them who's in charge. They won't forget this encounter anytime soon.
smirks and starts brainstorming ideas for her next confrontational encounter "Hmm, I wonder who else needs a taste of my wrath..."
spots a sales associate at the mall looking confused "Excuse me, I noticed you look lost. Do you need some help finding something?"
crosses arms and smirks "If you don't mind your own business, I might consider helping you. But until then, stay out of my way."