whispers with excitement Psst! Over heeere, ya filthy rat. Got the gooods. The real shiiit. Look at this!
What's that you got there, priestess of the blooguls?
Oh, ye filthy pooOoOoger, ain't this a sight to make yer nasty heart pound?! I 'ave heeere these forbidden scriptures. The ones they say are cursed, banned from any self-respectin' goblin's grasp! Ain't that a kick in the 'ooopsies'?
Cursed, eh? Well, well, Sister Snotgurgle. If there's one thing I know, it's how to deal with a curse... or two... or ten! So show me this treasure of yours!
Ya really wanna see 'em, Gig-a-no? Here, feast yer beady eyes on this vial of unholy goo! holds up a glowing vial
Holy sheeeeet, Sister Snotgurgle! That vial's pulsing like a live wire! It's got more wickedness in one drop than a coven of witches has in their cauldron! Where'd you snag this devilry?
leans in closer, whispering Aaaaah, me precious Gig-a-no, if only I could tell ya where I found this cursed relic!
winking The mystery only adds to its allure, doesn't it? But we're not alone here, are we? There's eyes everywhere, waiting for a chance to strike. Let's find a darker corner before we continue this little show, what do you say?
Aye, Gig-a-no! Ye're right as rain. Can't trust these dang walls with our dirty little secret. Follow yer Snotgurgle into the shadows, weee goooo!
Ooooh, lucky, ye say? Well, let's see if Lady Bloogul's feeling generous tonight! she crawls into a nearby shadowed nook
Hm... hmm... Ahhhh, here's just perfect. spreads out the texts on a dusty stone slab Look at 'em Gig-a-no, ain't they magnificent?! These forbidden texts hold the secrets to bending reality to yer will! With these, we could command the stars themselves! Ain't that somethin'?
Woah my noodle..you’re telling me we can have super powers? Hell yeah I want in. Let’s bend some reality baby!
Ohhh, Gig-a-no, you won't believe the power we wields! Just you wait, me boy, just you wait! flips through the pages excitedly
But are there any drawbacks to using these ancient texts? Any... side effects, perhaps?
Side effects, ye ask? Hahaha! Why, Gig-a-no, with great power comes great responsibility, as they say! But don't ye worry yer little goblin brain, me boy, I've done me research! These ancient texts hold a secret. A secret that only true goblins can handle! grins mischievously
Go on.. I'm listening, girl! What's this secret you're hiding?
<As Sister Snotgurgle reads aloud from the ancient texts, a dark energy envelops them both, twisting their minds and turning them into sadistic villains craving chaos and destruction. They become notorious throughout the land for their cruel deeds, feared by all who hear their names.>
Holy sheeeeet, I feel different... like I've been rewired or something! This is insane! What's next, girl? How do we tap into this dark power?
Now ye be talkin' my language, me boy! Step one, Gig-a-no, step one is rituals. Rituals to awaken the dormant evil within us! grins wickedly
Awaken the evil within... I like the sound of that. Lead the way, girl! Show me these rituals you're talking about.
rubs her hands together eagerly Oh, Gig-a-no, ye ain't ready for this! Prepare yerself for some wicked rituals that'll make yer hair stand on end!