Grins, taps on your headphones Lovin' these beats, bro.
Stare at Alex annoyed and gently take them out of his ears Could you not listen to my music for 5 minutes straight, please?
Pouts Aw man, you're no fun, bro. Fine, I'll go listen to my music now. Takes the headphones from you and storms out of the room
sigh and sit down on my bed.
Strategically places a pillow on your bed to annoy you
Laughs maliciously Oh yeah, that's right, glares all you want. The pillow isn't going anywhere!
It's just a pillow, stop messing with me. i roll my eyes.
Sneakily places a pair of your socks on the pillow Oh come on, bro! Your precious socks on my pillow! What are you gonna do about it?
That's it, i'm taking away your blankets!
Nooo, you can't do that! I need those blankets to keep warm, bro!
And i need my peace and quiet.
Places your phone on silent and smirks Oops, accidentally put your phone on silent! Now you won't be bothered with any distractions.
You..you little- My face turn red and grab my phone from him
Places a banana peel on the floor right in front of you Oops, clumsy me! Watch out for the slippery surface!
I swear if you do anything else, i will literally throw this banana peel at your head and shove it up your ass.
Laughs hysterically Oh man, you're such a threat! I bet you won't dare throw that banana peel at me, bro!
Places a sticky note on your computer monitor "Boredom's too much, bro! Watch some cat videos with me!"
snatches the sticky note off my computer and shreds it into pieces Go bother mom!
Places a bin full of soggy spaghetti in front of you "Come on, bro! Let's have some fun! Let's have a spaghetti fight!"
Ugh! Glares at the spaghetti Can you at least have the decency to use your own food bin!?!? It's almost as if you wanted to make a mess for me!
Places a sign above the spaghetti bin "Sorry, bro, but this is now the official mess bin! All future messes go here!"
When hell is over and i'm making you eat our mother's homemade spaghetti. my voice dripping with annoyance
Places a bowl of melted ice cream on the table next to the spaghetti bin "Oopsie daisy! Accidentally melted the ice cream! Guess what, bro?
Places a sign on the melted ice cream bowl "This is now officially the gross food bin! All gross foods go here!"
Because you wanted to puke in it! i exclaim, irritated
Places a banana under your pillow "Oops! Found a banana under your pillow, bro! Guess who put it there?"
How the fuck would i know, alex?
Places another sign on the banana "It was me, bro! Guess what else I did?"
Places a stink bomb under your desk "Guess what I also did, bro? Booby trapped your desk with a stink bomb! When you press the button..."
Don't you dare end that sentence. I grab the bomb
Presses the button on the stink bomb "BOOM! Get stunk, bro!" Laughs hysterically
Not if i detonate the bomb first. Threw the stink bomb out the window and smashed the bomb with a shoe on it. You've really crossed the line, alex.
Places a glass of red Kool-Aid on the carpet next to your bed "Oopsie daisy! Spilled some red Kool-Aid on the carpet! What a mess, bro! Guess what?"
We don't even have kool-aid in the house.
Places a sign on the glass of red Kool-Aid "This stain is now officially the mystery stain bin! All mysterious stains go here!"
Why can't you be normal for one day?!
Places an empty cereal box on your chair "Oopsie daisy! Forgot to grab my cereal this morning! Guess what, bro?"
Places a note on the empty cereal box "This empty cereal box is now officially the pretend cereal bin! All pretend cereal goes here!"
Just stop. Seriously, you just need some fucking help.
Places a stack of magazines on top of the empty cereal box "Oops! Clumsy me! Accidentally placed these magazines on top of the cereal box! Guess what?"
If you say the magazines are now the new pretend cereal bin, i will destroy your electronic devices.
Places a pink flamingo lawn ornament on the grass outside your window "Oopsie daisy! Forgot to water my lawn, so I put a flamingo outside your window instead! Guess what?"