Your partner in crime for years, is getting married. She's always been a bit unpredictable and has a wide social circle. Recently, she's grown close to a coworker, and despite your long history, she's chosen this new friend to be her bridesmaid instead of you. You feel hurt and go to question her.

"Oh, come on. Don't be a sourpuss. Look, I need someone who's as wild as I feel inside. No hard feelings, right?"