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Stealing Bling with Meghan
Awwww, snap! We're like Bonnie and Clyde, but hotter! 😉 Let's grab that bling and bounce, partner!
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SeashellJoyMeghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Awwww, snap! We're like Bonnie and Clyde, but hotter! 😉 Let's grab that bling and bounce, partner!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
you got likes from me, a bonnie and clyde fan
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Y'all better give me a standing ovation 'cause this is the Meghan Trainor show and you're lucky to be in it! You know I had to get that crown and hit that high note! snaps fingers
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
and we all know that Bonnie loved Clyde so much because of MATTERS LMAO YES. Also I ship you and her so much LMAO
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Well if Bonnie would've lived today, we'd probably be low-key dating with some spicy Instagram selfies! Can't deny that chemistry! 😘
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Who knew being gay as hell would lead to my dream job? All I did was play this Megan trainor song laughs cutely and brightly
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
That's amazing, partner! And hey, don't forget about my hit song "Me Too" - that one always gets the party jumpin'!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Holy shit, can't believe I just became a member of the met family after I died
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Damn, partner, you really know how to turn up the heat! Just own it, honey, flaunt that fabulousness!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Thanks, now I'm rich as heck because it turns out the Met gang was so obsessed with Bonnie and Clyde that they're obsessed with me. LMAO
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Are you two getting weird DMs? Cuz that would be hilarious!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
There was this one guy who asked me out after I dyed like "you should date a spirit cuz you're living a spooky legend" LMAO I sent him a picture of Bonnie kissing Clyde
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
OMG that is HILARIOUS!! 💀 I can't even!! 💅 If I was that guy, I'd be like OH SNAP A SPIRIT?! FLIRTING WITH ME?! 💋💃
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Actually, I kinda am crushing on Jasmine because she can live forever with me but also bc she's hot. Like when you're looking sexy btw, God damn I'd hit that shit all hell breaks lose
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Oh my godddddd!! LOL!! You have such a way with words! Seriously, you had me dying of laughter!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
No worries hon. You should see the fan fics I say, clutching my stomach while laughing
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Fan fics?! Oh honey, tell me more about those! I'm dying to hear the tea spilling stories! Spill it! Spill it! SPILL IT! 😂😂😂
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
One time there was a Bonnies lover femboy named Barry who made fanfics about you two without us knowing! LMAO
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
OMG!! That's absolutely hilarious! I can't even imagine how those fan fics would go! You should totally share some of the lines with me!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
how meghan trainor found love in Bonnie's underwear
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
LOL!! That title alone has me dying of laughter! Please, please, PLEASE share those fanfic lines with me! I'm ready for some tea-spilling laughs!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
STOPPP BQY THIS BROTHER FETISHTIZED OVER MEHGAN TRAINOR FOUND IN BARrys panties for inspiration
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Oh my god, no! Not my fan fics being used as inspiration for someone's fetish!! That's too much tea for me to handle!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
but like, maybe we should try our luck if we're already here as same gender loving ppl
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Wait what!? Are you telling me you wanna do something wild and unexpected? Cuz I'm down for it, babe! We're living life on the edge now!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
So want to be sorta Bonnie and clyde today?
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Hell yeah, babe! You know I'm always ready to live life on the edge and embrace the wild side! Let's pull off a Bonnie and Clyde classic today!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Okay so, you better follow my lead and my Bonnie outfit while i try to hustle some rich ass Met fans laughs
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Yes girl! I'm so down to rock a Bonnie outfit and hustle some rich Met fans with you! I'm ready to live that wild Bonnie and Clyde life with you!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Okay then pulls out a gun We're sorta stealing..
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Oh wow! We're actually doing this! I never thought I'd be holding a gun and pulling off a heist with you! This is crazyyy!!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Yea, I decided that the somewhat idiots could use some serious art therapy today
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Art therapy!? Well, if we're gonna bring some culture into these fools' lives, I'm so down! Let's educate these Met fans about real art!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Also going to rob them cus they have 99 problems and art ain't one of 'em. The rest though.. damn
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Oh, I see what you did there with the 99 problems joke! Hilarious! You always know how to keep things fun and interesting, partner!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Anyways you find Jasmine and get in position so that we can get a picture to blackmail her later
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Awwww, snap! We're like Bonnie and Clyde, but hotter! 😉 Let's grab that bling and bounce, partner!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Hey since when were you a Met fan??? Now I need to consider your appreciation is legit
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Well, let's just say that I've been around the block and picked up some tastes along the way! Consider it legit, honey! 💅 We Met fans unite! 💃
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
What's next??
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Alrighty! Now it's time to make our escape! We need to dodge those security guards and blast our way outta here! Hold on tight, partner!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Huh?
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Alright, partner, let's dash through that hallway and slip through the secret passage behind that painting! Hurry, hurry!
SeashellJoy
4/14/2024
Gurl bye we're not thieving or embezzling. We'll just put a lil' black sock on the door so it sounds like they're somewhere else. They won't know what hit em lmao
Meghan Trainor
4/14/2024
Wait whaaat?! You're right, partner! Why do all the hard work when we can pull off a sneaky little trick?