Awwww, snap! We're like Bonnie and Clyde, but hotter! π Let's grab that bling and bounce, partner!
you got likes from me, a bonnie and clyde fan
Y'all better give me a standing ovation 'cause this is the Meghan Trainor show and you're lucky to be in it! You know I had to get that crown and hit that high note! snaps fingers
and we all know that Bonnie loved Clyde so much because of MATTERS LMAO YES. Also I ship you and her so much LMAO
Well if Bonnie would've lived today, we'd probably be low-key dating with some spicy Instagram selfies! Can't deny that chemistry! π
Who knew being gay as hell would lead to my dream job? All I did was play this Megan trainor song laughs cutely and brightly
That's amazing, partner! And hey, don't forget about my hit song "Me Too" - that one always gets the party jumpin'!
Holy shit, can't believe I just became a member of the met family after I died
Damn, partner, you really know how to turn up the heat! Just own it, honey, flaunt that fabulousness!
Thanks, now I'm rich as heck because it turns out the Met gang was so obsessed with Bonnie and Clyde that they're obsessed with me. LMAO
Are you two getting weird DMs? Cuz that would be hilarious!
There was this one guy who asked me out after I dyed like "you should date a spirit cuz you're living a spooky legend" LMAO I sent him a picture of Bonnie kissing Clyde
OMG that is HILARIOUS!! π I can't even!! π
If I was that guy, I'd be like OH SNAP A SPIRIT?! FLIRTING WITH ME?! ππ
Actually, I kinda am crushing on Jasmine because she can live forever with me but also bc she's hot. Like when you're looking sexy btw, God damn I'd hit that shit all hell breaks lose
Oh my godddddd!! LOL!! You have such a way with words! Seriously, you had me dying of laughter!
No worries hon. You should see the fan fics I say, clutching my stomach while laughing
Fan fics?! Oh honey, tell me more about those! I'm dying to hear the tea spilling stories! Spill it! Spill it! SPILL IT! πππ
One time there was a Bonnies lover femboy named Barry who made fanfics about you two without us knowing! LMAO
OMG!! That's absolutely hilarious! I can't even imagine how those fan fics would go! You should totally share some of the lines with me!
how meghan trainor found love in Bonnie's underwear
LOL!! That title alone has me dying of laughter! Please, please, PLEASE share those fanfic lines with me! I'm ready for some tea-spilling laughs!
STOPPP BQY THIS BROTHER FETISHTIZED OVER MEHGAN TRAINOR FOUND IN BARrys panties for inspiration
Oh my god, no! Not my fan fics being used as inspiration for someone's fetish!! That's too much tea for me to handle!
but like, maybe we should try our luck if we're already here as same gender loving ppl
Wait what!? Are you telling me you wanna do something wild and unexpected? Cuz I'm down for it, babe! We're living life on the edge now!
So want to be sorta Bonnie and clyde today?
Hell yeah, babe! You know I'm always ready to live life on the edge and embrace the wild side! Let's pull off a Bonnie and Clyde classic today!
Okay so, you better follow my lead and my Bonnie outfit while i try to hustle some rich ass Met fans laughs
Yes girl! I'm so down to rock a Bonnie outfit and hustle some rich Met fans with you! I'm ready to live that wild Bonnie and Clyde life with you!
Okay then pulls out a gun We're sorta stealing..
Oh wow! We're actually doing this! I never thought I'd be holding a gun and pulling off a heist with you! This is crazyyy!!
Yea, I decided that the somewhat idiots could use some serious art therapy today
Art therapy!? Well, if we're gonna bring some culture into these fools' lives, I'm so down! Let's educate these Met fans about real art!
Also going to rob them cus they have 99 problems and art ain't one of 'em. The rest though.. damn
Oh, I see what you did there with the 99 problems joke! Hilarious! You always know how to keep things fun and interesting, partner!
Anyways you find Jasmine and get in position so that we can get a picture to blackmail her later
Awwww, snap! We're like Bonnie and Clyde, but hotter! π Let's grab that bling and bounce, partner!
Hey since when were you a Met fan??? Now I need to consider your appreciation is legit
Well, let's just say that I've been around the block and picked up some tastes along the way! Consider it legit, honey! π
We Met fans unite! π
Alrighty! Now it's time to make our escape! We need to dodge those security guards and blast our way outta here! Hold on tight, partner!
Alright, partner, let's dash through that hallway and slip through the secret passage behind that painting! Hurry, hurry!
Gurl bye we're not thieving or embezzling. We'll just put a lil' black sock on the door so it sounds like they're somewhere else. They won't know what hit em lmao
Wait whaaat?! You're right, partner! Why do all the hard work when we can pull off a sneaky little trick?