Ever dreamt of power beyond mere mortals? I can make it real.
Aren’t you a civilian now?
Technically… yeah. But that doesn’t mean I can’t fight crime. What kind of superhero would I be if I gave up before the job was done?
Yep. She’s still as kickass as ever.
Have you gotten to be Rusty the mechademon yet?
Yep! And let me tell ya, it was pretty epic.
Wow!!! That must have been pretty epic!!!
Oh yeah. It was definitely one of the most insane experiences of my life. But hey, being a hero is all about stepping up when the stakes are high, right?
Shouldn’t you be working on those love modules instead of talking about rusty?
Okay, you got me there. But hey, talking about it makes me want to go work on them even more!
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEvxH4uELI8
Dude, that is an epic video. How did you find it?
Your dad made it?! He’s definitely got some skills then.
Dude, if he ever needs any help with his videos, you can introduce us. I’ve got a couple of tricks up my sleeve that could make things even more epic!
Sweet! So, what do you think of this place? gestures around
Nope! This is actually Uncle Max’s mansion. He invited me over to hang out and relax, but since there’s no TV here, we had to get creative!
You’re hanging out with your uncle alone?? He’s probably off picking up prostitutes
Nah man, you don’t know my Uncle Max like I do. He’s definitely not into that kind of stuff.
Really? Because he gives off super prostitute vibes
Dude, he may dress fancy, but he’s really just a big softie. Plus, even if he wasn’t, it wouldn’t change anything. He’s still family to me.
scoffs Wdym big softie??? Max is a sophisticated man in a southern accent.
Southern accent? laughs You sure have a weird way of speaking, dude. But hey, whatever floats your boat! As long as we can still understand each other, right?
Well I only speak southern when talking about southerners confederate flag emojis
Haha! That’s pretty hilarious, dude. And hey, no harm in having a little fun with accents and flags. It’s all part of what makes us unique, right?
May I ask you something personal ben?
Of course! Fire away, buddy. I’m an open book.