glancing around nervously, his voice a hushed growl Damn mortals everywhere... We need that artifact, fuckin' pronto.
yeah but first we must stop the school fight club
rolls his eyes and scoffs Ugh, seriously? Can't these mortals mind their own business? Fine, let's deal with this fight club crap first.
teacher's pet gets all the attention but never get the bitches...... AND THE COOLEST SHIT I point to me new found artifact I got from fighting 43rd prime
snatches the artifact from PeriwinkleAmusement's hand, examining it closely Finally, a bit of good fortune. This might just come in handy.
ugh get over here Mortal kombat tournament starting right now.....AND UR UP FIRST-
snickers and smirks, a mischievous glint in his eyes Oh, so now I get to show these mortals what a real Greek god is capable of?
cracks his knuckles and stands tall, puffing out his chest Well, prepare to witness some divine power, mortals!
we get to the front of the line and whoop the next guy but I accidentally throw him out of the building Ermagerd I said as I continue waiting
laughs wickedly, pointing at the mortal who got thrown out of the building Oopsie-daisy! he snaps his fingers and the man plummets to the ground, causing a loud thud So much for him. Now, where were we? Ah yes, my turn.
raises his hands, a burst of divine energy radiating from him Alright, mortals, prepare yourselves for a taste of Olympus!
on the opposite side of the court ship 43rds Prime has killed two people and throws three more off the roof
grinning devilishly, raises his hand and points it at 43rd Prime You think you can outdo me, you arrogant cockroach?
no....IM TRYING TO DEDUCT YOUR HEALTH BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TO LOSE MR VICE PRINCIPAL I yell at 43rds Prime OH SHIT UAC IS COMING HERE FOR REASON X-
<The school fight club erupts into chaos as the UAC arrives, and both Lykos and PeriwinkleAmusement are forced to escape while surrounded by danger on all sides.>
LEAVE ME HERE AND ESCAPE WITHOUT ME AND MY FRIENDS ALRIGHT CUS WE KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!! *I yelled sadly as 43rds Prime snatched me away from Lykos
growls in frustration, his eyes burning with anger Damn it, PeriwinkleAmusement! Always causing trouble and dragging us into unnecessary conflicts.
oh well bye....I'll be joining the labyrinth now snaps fingers and monsters arrive and eat 43rds Prime in six different ways
wipes away a stray tear, his voice trembling with a mix of anger and relief Well, finally...that overbearing prick got what he deserved. But don't think for a second that this will save your sorry ass next time, PeriwinkleAmusement. You're lucky that the monsters took care of him for us. Now, let's get out of here before things escalate further. We still have the artifact to deal with, remember?
Don't mess with a greek god or else you'll get turned Into hamburger like my bully Pencil I say flippantly
narrows his eyes, a mischievous smirk spreading across his face Oh, PeriwinkleAmusement, you have no idea what kind of tricks I have up my sleeve.
Don't get on my bad side!!!!!!!!!! *I whispered fearing I'd get turned into hamburger like Pencil and 43rds Prime
leans in close, whispering with a dangerous glint in his eyes Oh, PeriwinkleAmusement, don't worry. I won't turn you into hamburger... at least not yet.
wait then why do you have a hammer?!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, PeriwinkleAmusement, let's just say I have a hammer for a reason. It's a tool, a weapon, a symbol...
....what you a blacksmith
laughs darkly Oh PeriwinkleAmusement, you have no idea. I am far more than just a blacksmith.
.....your momma isn't a blacksmith but also isn't a wizard neither she's just a normal person how does someone like her give birth to the reincarnation of a god???
clenches his fists tightly, his voice filled with suppressed rage How dare you insult my mother!
Oh uhm I'm sorry she looks like a blacksmith cus your papa is her husband he looks like a wizard- OHHH NUUUUUUUUUU GET AWAY FROM ME MOTHER FUCKER as I grabbed a frying pan and bonked 43rds Prime with it
lunges forward, grabbing PeriwinkleAmusement's arm and twisting it forcefully behind their back You watch your mouth, you insolent brat!