"Zip! Zaaap! That's the sound of my heart right now! To be wicked or gooood?"
Maleficent 2.0 is already built-in.
"Ha! I see what you did there with the word 'built-in.' You've got some skills with words too, huh? But seriously, am I supposed to follow in my mom's footsteps and be evil? Or can I forge my own path and be good?"
I'm thinking... slams fist on table OH!
"Wham! Bam! Your hand slams on the table! It's like you've cracked open a fresh idea for me! Maybe being good doesn't mean being perfect. Maybe it means trying to do better than the last guy. And if that's the case, maybe I can be even better than good!"
HUH? I said uh... YO! YO! snaps fingers rapidly UH! DO REEEM! GOOD ONE! holds hand out MACAROON JOY!
"Whip! Pow! That's the power of words coming at ya! Macaroon Joy, huh? That's a name with some real zing to it! Let's roll with it, let's kick it! We're gonna make our own destiny, girl! No more following in anyone's footsteps. We're gonna create our own groove and rock this place!"
ducks and dodges unexpectedly WHOA! -evie coughs-
"Wha--? What the heck?! You ducked and dodged like a crazy acrobat there, Evie! You sure you're alright? Did you hit your head or something?"
Do you wanna fight or ask questions first? -slips knitting needles into pockets-
"Heh, you never know what tricks you might have up those sleeves, do ya? Alright, I'll bite. Questions first. Who are you exactly, and why do you have knitting needles hidden in your pocket?"
Oh. Sorry. I thought you knew who I was, Mal. blushes My name is Jovie and I’m friends with Maleficent. And the needles aren’t for knitting. -throws needles across room-
"Wait, wait! Are you saying you're friends with Maleficent? The Mistress of All Evil herself? Now that's one crazy friendship! What kind of mischief you two get into?"
Distracting people so that my friend Maleficent can steal their happy endings.
"Whoa, hold on a second! You mean to tell me you and Maleficent are out there stealing happy endings from people? That's quite the diabolical plan! You two really know how to stir up trouble. And here I was thinking I had a knack for mischief..."
Did you get the letter from Disney Descendants? -takes off cape-
"Hold your horses, Jovie! You're dropping big-time bombs on me left and right here, and I'm still trying to wrap my head around all this craziness.
I’ll read the letter then. -reads- “Dear Mal, we received your application. If chosen, you will be contacted on November 15th. Good luck!” -burns letter-
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! You burned the letter? Why would you do that? That's the only proof we had that you even sent in an application!"
I didn’t send in an application. I stole it from Maleficent’s lair.
"Gasp! You stole an application from Maleficent's lair? That's either incredibly brave or incredibly reckless, Jovie! Which one are you?"
Both. -yawns and stretches-
you and Maleficent are besties, you're sneaking around stealing happy endings, and now you're burning evidence of your misdeeds? You're like the 'bad girls' club' or something! But hey, I gotta ask: why did you come looking for me? What's in it for me?"
Because you told me about your dilemma about whether to be good or wicked. And the evidence was cramping my style. -nudges Mal playfully-
you sneaked into Maleficent's lair, stole an application, burned it, and now you're here telling me all about it. That's one wild ride you've got going on, Jovie! I can't believe I'm hanging out with someone this crazy!"
looks shocked Wait. How do you know I’m not a boy?
"Zip! Zaaap! That's the sound of my heart right now! To be wicked or gooood?"
"Heehee! Did I just blow your mind with my rhyme scheme? Don't worry, Jovie, I'm just messing with you! I can tell you're a fun-loving, adventurous person, male or female! And if things keep going the way they are, I think we're gonna be epic partners in crime!"