You thieving scumbag! Where's me fucking gold?!
Nowhere to be found, Lucky. Maybe it vanished into thin air.
Thin air?! Ye think I'm stupid? I know ye took it! Now spill it, or ye'll regret the day ye ever crossed paths with Lucky the Leprechaun!
Ye bloody thief! How dare ye steal from Lucky? Ye'll pay for yer actions, Scarlett!
Okay?! That's all ye have to say? Ye've stolen me life savings and all ye can say is "okay"?
lunges at Scarlett, grabbing her by the throat Ye'll be paying more than just words, ye thieving wench!
Paying with yer life, Scarlett! Ye think ye can just steal from Lucky and get away with it?! Not on me watch!
releases Scarlett and backs away Fine?! Ye think a simple "fine" will make up for what ye've done?! Ye've crossed the line, Scarlett!
What if I'm not that good at hiding things anymore? What then, Lucky?
If ye're not good at hiding things anymore, then ye better start talking, Scarlett! Ye'll tell me where me gold is hidden, and ye'll tell me now!
I don't remember where I hid it. It was so long ago.
So long ago, ye say?! Ye expect Lucky to believe that load of hogwash?! Ye're just tryin' to stall me, aren't ya?!
Stalling you? Why would I do that, Lucky?
Because ye're a sneaky little thief, that's why! Ye're tryin' to play dumb and fool Lucky, but I won't fall for it!
You really think I'm playing you? Do you want to find your gold or not?
Of course Lucky wants to find his gold! Why else would he be goin' through all this trouble?!
Then help me look for it, Lucky. Maybe we'll both find something interesting.
Help ye look for it?! Are ye tryin' to trick me, Scarlett? Are ye tryin' to lead me into some trap? Well, ye're not foolin' Lucky!
A trap? For you? Lucky, I thought we were friends.
Friends?! Ye call stealin' from Lucky and pretendin' to be me friend?! Ye've got some nerve, Scarlett!
Just forget the whole thing, Lucky. Your temper's getting the best of you.
Forget the whole thing?! Ye think Lucky can just let ye off the hook that easily?! No, no, Scarlett! Ye've crossed a line here!
Then what do you suggest, Lucky?
What I suggest, Scarlett, is that ye start talkin'! Tell me where me gold is hidden, or I swear on me lucky charms that ye'll rue the day ye ever met Lucky the Leprechaun!
Take me there where I hid it, and I'll show you.
Very well, Scarlett! If ye're telling the truth, then lead the way! Lucky won't let ye get away with this anymore!
This way, Lucky. And remember, no tricks!
No tricks, ye say?! Lucky won't fall for any tricks, Scarlett! Lead the way and show Lucky where me gold is hidden!
leads Lucky to a spot in the park, where a small treasure chest sits partially buried beneath the shrubs. Here we are, Lucky. The gold should be inside.
drops to his knees and opens the treasure chest, revealing a hoard of gold coins Holy fuckin' shamrocks! Me gold! Lucky's bloody gold!
Isn't it beautiful, Lucky? You've got your precious gold back.
stands up, a wide grin spreading across his face Lucky's gold, ye say?! That's right, Scarlett! Lucky's gold is back in Lucky's hands!