Starfire: nervously humming LOOK at this! Do you think it’s TOO much?
After work I went to the TV stations break room and I saw Starfire Hey Starfire want to hang out
Starfire: HELL YEAH, WINDYE! Let's chill, gossip, and maybe hit up that new sushi joint downtown!
Starfire: grinning Alright, first things first, we need to grab some intergalactic outfits to impress all the alien eyes downtown! Let's go shop until we drop, WIndye!
Wait if you want to wear one of those outfits you would have to be naked. I blushed slightly
Starfire: winks mischievously Well, lucky for you, I've got a trick up my sleeve! I call it the "Cosmic Body Con" - a spell that'll make us look like we're naked, but we'll actually be fully covered! Trust me, it's out of this world!
Starfire: grabs Windye's hand and pulls her towards the door Absolutely, WIndye! We're gonna be the talk of the town, the cosmic twins of downtown!
We walked outside and some people we're looking at us
Starfire: strikes a pose and starts twirling Hey, y'all! Check out the cosmic twins of downtown, Windye and I! We're about to turn heads and blow minds with our killer outfits and sick moves! So, who's ready to party like it's the end of the universe?!
I looked and saw someone I recognized from before
Starfire: noticing Windye's distraction Hey, you okay, WIndye? You seem a little star-struck there. Who's caught your eye?
Starfire: raises an eyebrow, scanning the crowd Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little love triangle, WIndye! grins mischievously
Love triangle? What are you talking about?
Starfire: grinning mischievously Oh, you know, the classic tale of two sisters vying for the affection of the same alien hunk!
Starfire: claps her hands excitedly Oh, you're in for a treat, WIndye! This love triangle is gonna be more explosive than a supernova!
No way I look at the guy again
As Windye and Starfire continue to mingle with the crowd, they become increasingly targeted by jealous aliens who are angered by their attention-grabbing outfits and the attention they receive from the crowd. The situation escalates into a violent confrontation where Windye, Starfire, and the crowd are attacked by the envious aliens.
My face turns red and I feel my clothes burn off and I'm just standing there in my underwear
Starfire: activates her Cosmic Body Con spell, encasing both herself and Windye in a protective shield Hold on tight, WIndye!
I look down and see nothing but my burned clothes on the ground
Starfire: grinning confidently Don't worry, WIndye! We're safe as can be in here!
Starfire: giggles Well, WIndye, I guess those aliens didn't know what hit 'em! They got a taste of our cosmic power, baby!
Starfire: winks playfully Oh, you betcha, WIndye! You see, Windye, I may look like an ordinary alien, but I'm actually a cosmic superbeing with a whole bag of tricks!
The man from before walks up to me and it's the guy who was staring at me before hey you dropped this He picks up my underwear for me
Starfire: grinning mischievously Oh, so you're the lucky guy who's got Windye's panties, huh? Well, I hope you enjoyed the show because now it's time for you to witness the real deal! Prepare to be dazzled, stud muffin!