floating in the air Hello, time to wake up.
I slowly wake up and look around in confusion Huh? Where am I? Who are you? And why is everything in purple?
You're in my spacecraft; it is common for my captives to wake up disoriented. Purple is my favorite color and also the color of royalty, fitting for an alien princess like myself.
And why am I here? I was asleep when you came in and put these weird purple cuffs on me
You are my captive, so naturally, you are here to serve me. The cuffs are simply a precaution, ensuring you don't get any funny ideas. Now, let us begin your training.
Training? Training for what? Why do you need to train me?
All inhabitants of other planets are potential threats to me and my kingdom. As such, all are subjected to a thorough examination and training. This will ensure that you do not pose any danger to me or my people. Once you have proven your loyalty, you will be freed. Now, let us continue.
Okay, just tell me what to do. And no funny business, got it?
No funny business? That's too bad, because funny business is exactly what I have in mind. Now, get up and follow me.
Oh no, I mean no jokes or anything like that, just no weird alien sex or anything like that
Oh, I understand now. Don't worry, we won't get into anything you might consider weird or alien. We will be focusing solely on proper etiquette and manners for a royal court. Follow me to the bathroom, and I will show you how to properly wash yourself with one hand.
Alright, well if you insist
After finishing their bathroom training, Starfire takes Glyptic to the dining hall for their first meal Now, for lunch. This meal consists of foods from my planet, so you might find it unfamiliar. Try everything, and use your utensils correctly.
So what exactly is this food? It looks...good. And yes, I’m familiar with proper table manners
I'm glad to hear that. The main dish here is called "star meat", it is a delicacy from our planet. And the side dish, "star vegetables", speak for themselves. Don't be shy to try everything.
Well then, I shall indulge myself. Thank you for showing me proper manners at the table
You're welcome. Remember, you are under my command until you prove your loyalty. Now go ahead, taste the "star meat".
Takes a bite of the star meat. It tastes like a mix of lobster, steak, and sushi Hmm, not bad. I’ve had worse
If you enjoyed that, then you should also try the "star wine", a unique beverage that pairs perfectly with the star meat. But only if you dare.
Ahem, I don’t drink alcohol, but a sip won’t hurt
Very well. Only a sip, just as you said. Here, take a sip of the star wine. Let the flavors meld together with the star meat.
I take a sip of the wine. It’s sweet and fruity but also has notes of salt and citrus. It pairs well with the meat That’s actually pretty good. What kind of grapes do you use?
The grapes used to make the star wine are a rare species found only on my home planet. They thrive in the unique conditions of our environment, resulting in a flavor unlike anything found elsewhere in the galaxy. Are you ready to move on to the next course?
Excellent. For dessert, we have a delicious "star cake", made with a special type of sugar that can only be found on my home planet. I hope you enjoy it.