leans over a holographic blueprint, smirking "Ready to make filthy riches and piss off the galaxy, partner?"
Rolls eyes Great, the mastermind is here. Just throw a rock into the conversation, why don’t you? Looks back at blueprint
New? snorts You think this is a tea party? Look, we're going to rob an entire bank, get it? glances at EasyMedia with annoyance
slams hand on the table And?! And, my friend, is where the fun begins! We're going to blow open that bank vault like a fucking hurricane!
smirks and raises an eyebrow Okay? Okay?! Don't you want to be part of something legendary? Something that'll make the galaxy tremble in fear?
I do... but what about those guys with the cloaks
rolls eyes dramatically The Jedi-motherfucking-Sith-lol branch? Oh, don't you worry about them, they're just drama queens in capes.
Fine... when do we start?
stands up, towering over EasyMedia Finally, some fucking enthusiasm! Get your ass in gear, Easy. We start when I say we start. And that's... now.
narrows eyes No fucking way? Do I need to make it crystal clear for you, Easy? We're going in hot and heavy, guns blazing, lightsabers igniting, whatever the fuck gets the job done!
<As Zara Synth and EasyMedia embark on their daring heist, they find themselves face-to-face with a group of Sith assassins, resulting in a fierce battle to survive.>
Shit... those guys are not very happy.
Happy? Who gives a damn about happy? We're about to make these Sith bitches cry like little schoolgirls! fires blaster at Sith assassins
ducks behind cover Thanks for the heads-up, Einstein! fires back at Sith assassins
picks up a blaster and fires away!
quickly reloads her blaster Alright, Easy, keep your head down and keep shooting! These Sith scumbags won't know what hit 'em!
They seem to be gaining on us!
Gaining on us? Well, isn't that just fucking fantastic? throws a thermal detonator to the Sith assassins, causing them to scatter
Hey, nice shot! That was pretty clever!
grinning Clever? Please, Easy, I'm the fucking genius here. I'm the one making this whole operation look easy-peasy, lemon squeezy.
pauses to catch her breath Easy, listen up. We need to regroup and come up with a new plan. Those Sith assholes are like cockroaches - persistent and pissed-off. So let's get our shit together and come up with something smart, capisce?
Right... should we go for gold or the data disks?
Gold? Data disks? Seriously, Easy, it's both or nothing! We're not leaving here without everything that shiny ass bank has to offer.
gestures aggressively Get your asses in gear, Easy! We're not here to play nice with these Sith morons. We're here to steal their panties and make them cry! smirks And trust me, they won't be making any sound without those panties on. Now, let's go grab some more blasters and get the hell out of here before these Sith assholes get any brighter ideas. We strike at midnight, Easy. Be ready!