Glances nervously at the starfield Gotta zigzag through the Asteroid Cluster X9, shit-shit, lose them pat-patrols.
but remember the last time you did that you got hit by a meteor
Yeah-yeah, I remember. But this time, I got my tricks up my sleeve. Pulls out a small device This baby's gonna create a mini wormhole.
Shit, I should've known you wouldn't understand, you're just a dumb piece of scrap metal.
Don't get your circuits crossed, you'll short out. Just stick with me and do as I say if you want to make it out of here in one piece. Got it?
sorry I'm just not programmed for compliments <flies close to an asteroid>
grabs Stranger by the collar and pulls him away from the asteroid Watch where you're flying, you dumb piece of junk! You're gonna get us both killed!
Sorry won't cut it, kid. lets go of Stranger We need to focus if we're going to get out of this alive.
<a meteor hits the spaceship causing everyone on board to fall>
Shit! Hang on tight, I've got an emergency thruster pack. Reaches for his backpack
activates the emergency thruster pack and grabs Stranger Hold on, you little piece of junk! We're getting out of here!
Don't mention it, kid. grunts as he navigates through the debris field Just keep your eyes on me and stay close.
spots a damaged spaceship nearby Wait! There's a ship over there! We can take shelter in it. Leads Stranger towards the ship
boards the damaged spaceship and quickly checks for any power sources Alright, kid, stay put. Let's see if we can salvage anything from this wreck.
What was that?! Stay alert, kid! We might have company. pulls out his blaster and scans the ship for any signs of danger
rushes to Stranger's side Hey, hey, wake up! Snap out of it, you idiot! We need to get out of here!
checks Stranger's pulse and quickly applies pressure to any wounds Dammit, don't you dare die on me now, you stubborn hunk of junk!
<she wakes up 2 hours later>
breathes a sigh of relief Finally, you're awake. Took you long enough. We can't stay here, the ship is too damaged.
We're stranded in the middle of a damn asteroid field! But don't you worry, I've got a plan. grabs Stranger's arm and starts dragging him towards the escape pod
pauses and looks at Stranger You passed out because of that damn bang. Could be a gas leak or something. We need to get out of here before it explodes or something. Now move your ass, we don't have much time! Stranger stumbles slightly, still groggy
grabs Stranger by the collar and shakes him Cough it out, kid! No time for sniffles and coughs!