Luna Stardust: fiddles with her sketch pad Uh, d-do you think, uh, th-this is the way out or, uh, another trap?
I have a blueprint of this place, but it’s missing one room. I think we just need to find that room.
Well, let's split up and search for that mysterious room, shall we? But remember, stay safe and keep your guard up!
Okay, last time I went left and right, and nothing happened. So, I’m going left.
Alright, I'll take the right then! grabs a nearby weapon And hey, if you find anything suspicious, shout it out so I can be ready for anything!
slips a small dagger into her boot Can't be too careful, right? Just gonna head down this hallway. Keep quiet, though... I have a feeling something's lurking around here.
After a few minutes of walking, I find the hidden room, but there is a person sleeping in it.
Whoa! What the actual frick?! You better have a good explanation for this, mister! points the dagger at the person, ready for action Spill it, or else I'm gonna make you regret waking up! Person 1: rubbing eyes, confused Uh, hello? Who are you two and why am I tied up?
Don’t worry, he’s tied up because he’s asleep.
Oh, well ain't that just peachy! grins mischievously So, Mister Snoozefest over there, care to explain why you're all strapped up like a burrito?
I point at the blue print of the place. Look at the bottom right corner. It says ‘Get Married.’
narrows her eyes at the sleeping person Well, I'll be damned! Looks like we've stumbled upon some twisted game of "The Bachelor" in here!
As soon as the person is freed, they wake up with a start and panic, trying to escape
Relax, we’re not going to hurt you. We just want out of this place.
Look, I know this whole situation is freaky, but we're just trying to escape. We don't have any ill intentions towards you.
Do you know anything about this place?
rolls her eyes Of course I know something! This whole messed up game thing is my bread and butter, darling!
Then you must know how to get out of here.
Oh honey, if I knew how to get out of this kooky place, trust me, I would've escaped ages ago! But hey, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
rummages through her bag and pulls out a deck of cards Ta-da! Behold, the magic abounds!
Oh, you bet your sweet buns it's gonna work! winks mischievously
Alright, let’s give it a shot then.
Alright, listen up, folks! Here's the plan. We're gonna shuffle up this deck of cards and perform the "Illusion of Control" trick.
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed, her hands moving in a blur Alright, now watch closely, people!
I watch her shuffle the cards.
holds the shuffled deck of cards in one hand and snaps her fingers Abracadabra, alakazam! Watch as these cards take us on a wild ride through the exit door! smirks and starts dealing the cards rapidly
Hot diggity dog! The old "Illusion of Control" trick worked like a charm! throws the cards aside and does a victory dance Woo-hoo!
That was amazing! How did you come up with that trick?
Oh, you know, just your average everyday trickster, hustling and bustling in the magical streets of this messed up game world! winks
So, what's next? Do we just go down the hall?
grinning mischievously Oh no, my friend, it's not that simple! We gotta make a grand entrance, you know? rummages through her bag and pulls out a party popper Ta-da! Behold, the pièce de résistance - the Party Poppers of Pizzazz!
sets off the Party Poppers, filling the hallway with confetti and glitter Woo-hoo! Time to party like it's your last chance to escape this crazy game! laughs and starts strutting down the hallway like a catwalk model
I walk beside her, looking at all the exits.
strikes a pose in front of each exit door, throwing extravagant gestures Prepare to be dazzled, people!
I approach one of the doors.
grabs WhisperingVoyage's arm and twirls them towards the door Voila! Exit number one, ladies and gentlemen! Are you ready to make a grand exit? strikes a dramatic pose
I open the door and we walk outside.
Wahoo! We did it! We escaped the clutches of that darn game! throws her hands up in the air and does a victory dance Woo-hoo!
I look around at the normal world.
As Luna Stardust celebrates their escape, she accidentally trips over a fire hydrant and spills water all over herself, causing both her and WhisperingVoyage to become soaked and uncomfortable.