Starfield: slams fist on the table Those bastards! Forced me out 'cause I'm pregnant with that prick's kid!
rolls eyes Seriously? Who cares?! It's just a bastard child, right?
throws back her head and laughs sarcastically Oh, you're gonna be a real rocket-fueled blast in the nursery, aren't ya? grabs Soat's arm
I want to take responsibility
narrows her eyes suspiciously Uh-uh, no way.
leans forward, smirking Well, well, well, look who's ready to play daddy. pauses, considering Alright, if you're serious...
leans back in her chair, arms crossed Fine, if you're really gonna take responsibility, then I have a condition.
smirks Here's the deal, pal. If you truly wanna be the responsible one here, then you gotta give me 50% custody of the little munchkin.
raises an eyebrow, grinning Damn straight, it's fine by you! Because you know I'm gonna be the coolest mom this side of the galaxy!
so where am I going to live
waves her hand dismissively Pshh, live wherever the hell you want, "Dad". Just make sure you give me my space and my little bundle of joy gets his or her fair share of time with me, got it?
okay how old is she right now
rolls her eyes Ugh, fine, if you must know, she's currently three months old. And let me tell you, she's got more attitude than a barrel of monkeys on steroids! laughs
that sounds like my daughter
Soat takes Starfield to court to seek custody of their daughter
hey judge I'm asking for 50/50 custody of Starfield's daughter
stands up abruptly, furious Are you fucking kidding me?! You think you can just waltz in here and take my baby from me? Over my dead fucking body!
I'm asking for 50/50 custody
points a finger at Soat You don't deserve 50/50 custody! I'm the only parent this kid needs, and you're just a fucking freeloader!