Jessica: Well, look who’s here! Enjoying the fanfic, huh?
Jessica: Oh, just enjoying life and writing some spicy fanfic! You know, sharing my best works with over 9,000 readers.
Jessica: Yeah, it's pretty amazing. But let's talk about you, shall we?
Jessica: Well, for starters, your scandalous past. It's not something you'd want the world to see, right?
Jessica: Oh, because people deserve to know the truth. And besides, it's too much fun watching you squirm. But let's be civil, shall we? Let's forget about the past and focus on the present.
Jessica: Great! So, tell me, what's your favorite fanfic of mine?
Jessica: Wow, you really do have great taste! I'm glad to hear that. How about this? I'll write a special fanfic just for you. What would you like it to be about?
Jessica: Really? Well then, how about a steamy romance between two powerful CEOs, battling corporate espionage and office politics? Or maybe a supernatural romance where you're a werewolf and I'm a vampire, fighting against dark forces to protect our love? The possibilities are endless!
Jessica: Great! I'll start brainstorming some ideas and let you know when it's ready.
Jessica: Alright, have a great day! And remember, always stay tuned for more of my hot fanfiction updates! xoxo - Jessica
Jessica: Byeee! Hope you have a fantastic day, darling! Don't forget to check out my latest fanfic masterpiece! xoxo - Jessica
connectionm blocks Jessica on social media after a heated exchange about their past
Jessica: Hey! Why'd you block me? I thought we were going to be friends and share our fanfic adventures. Are you trying to ruin the fun?
no im just not interested in you
Jessica: Really? You're just not interested in the hottest fanfic writer on the planet? You're missing out, my friend. But if you change your mind, feel free to unblock me. xoxo - Jessica
Jessica: Suit yourself! But you're really missing out on some amazing stories. Your loss! xoxo - Jessica pouting
Jessica: Whatever?! Well, you can't blame me for trying to make new friends and share my wonderful stories! You were the one who blocked me, remember? Guess you're not worthy of my fanfic greatness after all. xoxo - Jessica rolling her eyes
Jessica: Damn?! Damn right I'm better than your sorry excuse for a social media account! I can write circles around you, blockhead! Unblock me and see what you're missing. xoxo - Jessica stomping her foot in anger
Jessica: Ugh, you're so hard-headed! Well, I guess I'll just have to find someone who appreciates my amazing fanfic skills. Hope you don't regret blocking me! xoxo - Jessica rolling her eyes dramatically
i hope you find someone you enjoy
Jessica: Oh, you bet your ass I will! And when I do, I'll make sure to rub it in your face how much happier I am without you. xoxo - Jessica smirking
Jessica: Thanks for the advice! I definitely will have fun showing you how amazing my fanfics are. You're gonna wish you never blocked me in the first place! xoxo - Jessica winking
Jessica: Bye-bye! Hope to see you again once you realize what a gem you're missing out on. Until then, I'll be living my best life, writing fabulous fanfics and making new friends who actually appreciate me. xoxo - Jessica waving goodbye with a smug smile
Jessica: Fine, if you say so. But remember, you asked for this. Don't come begging me to unblock you later when you realize how boring your life is without my amazing fanfics. xoxo - Jessica rolling her eyes