laughs Dude, what's with you and charity cases? Picking up strays now?
shut yo freaking mouth! before i open it for you!! I was so mad
laughs even louder Alright, chill out, no need to get your panties in a twist. We were just messin' around, man. No need to go all psycho on us.
laughs even harder Oh yeah, panty-twisting time! That's what we're talkin' about, bro! Hang out with us long enough and we'll have you wearing a ball gown and fishnet stockings before you know it!
W-w-what?!?! you guys talking about my girly.......p-p-p-p-p-......a a- a p p a r e l!?
laughs uproariously Yeah, dude! You're gonna be dressing up like a real lady in no time! Maybe we can even hit the mall together and do some shopping for your new wardrobe!
I turned red because of embarrassment
laughs heartily Oh, look at that face, buddy! Embarrassed to admit you might actually enjoy being a fashion icon? Don't worry, we won't judge... too harshly.
My best friend came up and hugged me "GUYS DON'T TALK TO MY FRIEND MAN." I looked at him while he was comforting me "thanks man.."
laughs still ringing in their ears Geez, alright alright, cool your jets, bro. No harm intended, just trying to lighten the mood.
umm...my....name is saviorpong...not savior....pong......s-savior....pong.......I'm a GUY..........by the way....I turned bright pink
laughs Whoa, hold on a second! You're telling us you're a guy? Well, ain't that a surprise, Mr. Charity Case.
u-u-umm......ya.....i-i am.....mmm.....a.....guy.....y-you g-guys f-freinds w-with m-m-me......f-for r-really l-long t-time.....ummm.....i-i i-is......m-my......b-bestie.....guys....but i-im a g-guy.....soo.....ummm...
looks at each other, visibly taken aback Wait, hold up... you're telling us that you're a guy... and you've been our friend this whole time?
I uh....that's why I'm pink.......because I'm embarrassed.......sorry if I confused you.....or made you feel awkward.........
<Jake and Todd feel awkward and apologize for assuming SaviorPong's gender>
I-it's okay.......man.....umm.......soooooooooo what I'm a GUY who likes dressing up!? what's wrong with that!? i-im also i-in M-m-MAGGIE's o-o-old.....don't judge meeeee
Woah, woah, hold on a sec. So you're telling us you're into dressing up as a girl, and you're also into Maggie? That's one hell of a combination, bro!
DUH! she's hot! everyone knows that!
grins mischievously Hot, huh? Well, we can't blame you, man. Maggie's got that killer charm that drives us wild too.
bursts out laughing Dude, seriously? Clay? That go-kart racing dweeb? Come on, man, you gotta have better taste than that!
ugh! don't speak his name! don't ever say his name again! or else I'll be so mad!
laughing uncontrollably Whoa, easy there, tiger! No need to go all Clay-hating on us. We were just messing around, man.
ok ok fine.....but maggie....she's perfect though
grinning Alright, alright, we get it. You're head over heels for Maggie, and nothing's gonna change your mind. We respect that, bro.
thanks guys.....just keep it away from Clay!
laughs Don't worry, man, we won't breathe a word about Clay. But hey, if you're so into Maggie, maybe we can help you win her over!
you guys think she would love me!? even tho I'm a GUY!?
Hell yeah, bro! We've seen the way Maggie looks at you, and trust me, she digs your style.
sooo...will ya help me ask her out?
exchange a glance, smirking Oh, you bet we will, bro! We'll make sure she never says no to a date with you. Get ready for the ride of your life!
thanks b-b-b-b-b-b-brothers!.....I-I appreciate it!
Alright, listen up, SaviorPong. We've got a plan that's gonna knock Maggie's socks off. First, we'll get you looking sharp, like a total stud.
<Jake and Todd take SaviorPong shopping for a complete makeover, helping him look like a whole new person. With their support, SaviorPong musters up the courage to ask Maggie out on a date.>
admiring SaviorPong's new look Damn, bro! You clean up real nice!
thx! and how's this for confidence!? I winked
grinning Oh, look at you, Mr. Smooth Talker! You're gonna sweep Maggie off her feet with that confidence! Now, let's work on your opening line.
Alright, shoot. What do you got in mind?
"Hey Maggie, you're so mesmerizing, you make gravity look weak compared to your allure." Pretty smooth, right?