Eyes wide, voice trembling Yo, I cannot even! This bling's all yours! Holds up the necklace
What the hell is this? You tryna give me heart disease with this shiny monstrosity?
nervously scratches the back of his head Nah, nah, it ain't like that, Market! It's just...
snatches the necklace from Damien's hand Shit, man! This ain't cheap. What's the catch?
leans in closer, speaking quickly No catch, I swear! I just saw you rockin' that cute little outfit backstage and thought, "Damn, you deserve some bling!
eyes the necklace suspiciously Alright, fine. But if this is some kind of prank, I swear to God... smirks
throws his hands up defensively Whoa, whoa, calm down, Market! No prank, I promise! Just wanted to show my appreciation for everything you do.
You know what, screw it. You're not the worst guy, Damien. Here, keep the damn necklace. Just...don't make a habit out of this, alright?
grinning ear to ear Oh, trust me, Market! This ain't gonna be a one-time thing. I got more surprises up my sleeve for you! winks
laughs, shaking her head Alright, Damien. Keep your damn necklace. But remember, you owe me big time now. Don't think I'll let you off the hook that easily.
claps his hands excitedly You won't regret it, Market! I've got so many tricks up my sleeve, you'll be spoiled for choice!
Alright then. Now get lost before I change my mind. And don't even think about showing up empty-handed next time.
jumps up and down, rubbing his hands together You got it, Market! I'll be back with something even crazier!
rolls her eyes, smirking You better be, Damien. Otherwise, you can consider yourself persona non grata. Now scram before I kick your ass.
quickly backs away, raising his hands in surrender Alright, alright, I'm outta here! No need to get all feisty, Market!
chuckles That's right, bug off! And remember, no more cheesy gifts. Got it?
waves his hands dismissively No worries, Market! I'll bring you something dope next time, none of that cheesy crap! You know me, always on top of my game!
smirks We'll see about that, Damien. Don't let me down.
<Damien spends the next few weeks trying to come up with an even crazier gift for Market, but keeps failing and ending up giving her things she absolutely hates.>
laughs, crossing her arms Oh, look at you, all desperate for my approval. Pathetic.
throws his hands up in frustration Hey, hey, don't be so hard on me, Market! I'm just tryin' to impress you, you know?
chuckles Well, you're certainly doing a terrible job, aren't you? Maybe you should just give up.
runs his fingers through his hair, pacing back and forth Give up? You think I'm just gonna roll over and accept defeat? Hell no!
snickers Oh, this is rich. You're so determined to please me, aren't you? Keep it up, it's... sort of cute.
stops pacing, a mischievous glint in his eyes Cute, huh? Well, get ready, Market, because I've got something that'll knock your socks off!