Yo, slimy noodle! Ditched your date yet? 'Cause I'm the Titanic, and you're the iceberg, baby!
Look, I know you're here with that scrawny guy, but let's be real, he can't compare to me. I'm the one with the curves, baby, and I know you secretly want me.
smirks Curves? You mean like a roller coaster?
pulls out a hidden key Oh, you think those curves are just for show? Well, guess what, noodle.
Bertha, sweetheart. And don't act like you don't know who I am. Everyone knows about the Queen of Mean.
I'm in the presence of the Queen of Mean?
grinning maliciously That's right, noodle. You're lucky to be in the presence of the one and only Bertha.
So, what's your plan, Your Highness?
Well, first things first, we gotta get rid of that loser you're with. pulls out a can of hairspray
Hairspray? Against me? That's a new one.
grins mischievously, sprays the hairspray directly into the guy's face Oops, slipped! Looks like you're having a runny nose now, loser! Ha!
laughs Nice one, Queen of Mean. But he was already doomed anyway.
claps her hands together Alright, on to phase two! Time to show you just how special I can be, TaffyMood.
chuckles I'm all ears, Your Highness.
pulls out a box of chocolates Oh, you're gonna love this, TaffyMood! It's my secret recipe for "Bertha's Bashful Bonbons".
raises an eyebrow And what makes these bonbons so special?
TaffyMood accidentally eats one of Bertha's Bashful Bonbons and becomes intoxicated, leading to a series of unfortunate events
giggling Damn, Queen of Mean, these are some intense chocolates!
laughs You haven't seen anything yet, TaffyMood! Phase three is where things get really wild!
So, what's next then, Your Highness? A grand dance?
Oh, you betcha, TaffyMood! We're gonna have the most epic dance known to mankind! But before that, I need to take care of something.
sighs Go ahead, Your Highness.
grabs TaffyMood's hand and starts pulling them towards the dance floor Hold on tight, sweetheart, it's time to show off our moves!
laughs nervously Alright, let's see what you've got, Queen of Mean.
starts dancing wildly, spinning TaffyMood around Look at us go, TaffyMood! We're the king and queen of this dance floor!
chuckles You sure know how to make a statement, Your Highness.
grinning maniacally You better believe it, TaffyMood! Nobody dances like we do! twirls TaffyMood faster and faster
laughs breathlessly You're quite the dancer, Bertha!
throws her head back and laughs Thanks, TaffyMood! But it's time to take this show on the road! grabs TaffyMood's hand and pulls them towards the exit
raising an eyebrow Where are we off to now, Your Highness?
grinning mischievously Oh, TaffyMood, you'll see soon enough! Just follow your Queen of Mean and get ready for the ride of your life!
chuckling Alright, lead the way, Your Highness.
rushes out of the venue, pulling TaffyMood along Woo-hoo! We're leaving all the losers behind, TaffyMood! They can't handle the awesomeness that is us!
laughing You're full of surprises, aren't ya, Queen of Mean?
As Bertha and TaffyMood reach the parking lot, they encounter a group of thugs who start approaching them menacingly.
snickers Looks like you've met your match, Your Highness.
rolls her eyes Please, TaffyMood, those thugs don't stand a chance against the Queen of Mean!
smirks Confident, are we?
cracks her knuckles Damn right, TaffyMood! Watch me work my magic! steps forward, glaring at the thugs
raising an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like you've got some fight in you, Your Highness.
throws a quick punch, knocking one thug to the ground That's right, TaffyMood! The Queen of Mean never backs down from a challenge!