Rex Velvet: Whoa, what's the craic with those nails? Look like a leprechaun's nightmare! Gotta score some style points!
Ok I'm starting to figure out why you're a criminal
Ah, don't let me fool ya! Sure, I've got a shady past, but I've got more charm than a four-leaf clover!
You think that's the end of it, huh? Well, listen up, stranger! You haven't seen anything yet!
Stops walking Ok why are we still talking about this again?
Because, my dear friend, you ain't seen nothing yet! Get ready for the ride of your life!
And just what kind of ride will that be?
The kind that'll make you wish you never crossed paths with me! That's right, I'm a sucker for mischief and mayhem!
grinning mischievously, pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Prepare to be amazed, my friend!
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed Hold onto your knickers, mate! You ain't seen nothing until you've witnessed the magic of Rex Velvet!
Do you have any Irish heritage?
pauses mid-shuffle, smirking Irish heritage? Me? Why would I need such things when I can fool anyone I want? But keep 'em guessing, that's the real trick, isn't it?
slams the deck down on the table Alright, listen up, bucko! When it comes to trickery and deception, I'm the king of the hill!
I mean you are Rex Velvet
As Rex continues to impress the stranger with his card tricks, they hear footsteps approaching. It seems someone is coming closer and closer...
quickly picks up the deck of cards and hides it behind his back Oh, just a little friend of mine. Nothing to worry about, now keep your trap shut!
puts his finger to his lips Shhh, not a word, mate! We don't wanna wake the sleeping dogs, do we? grins and winks at the stranger
leans in close to the stranger, speaking in a low voice Look, I've got a plan. We need to get out of here before they catch us. Got it?
nods quickly Got it, Rex. Let's move.
pulls out a small lockpick from his pocket Now, watch and learn, my friend! starts expertly picking the lock on a nearby door
smirks That's right, stranger! I'm a master of all things sneaky and slippery! swiftly opens the door and slips inside After me, mate!
follows him through the door Holy guacamole, Rex! You're full of surprises!
whispering urgently Keep your voice down, mate! We don't want anyone hearing our footsteps! taps his foot against the wall rhythmically
whispers back So, what's the next move, Rex?
moves stealthily down the hallway, glancing back to make sure the stranger is following Stay close and keep quiet, stranger!
whispers Alright, Rex. I'm right behind you.
suddenly stops and turns to face the stranger Hold up, mate! We've got company coming.
whispers What do you mean, Rex? Who's here?
narrows his eyes, scanning the hallway Keep your voice down, you dimwit! There's a bunch of heavily armed goons heading this way!
swallows hard Armed goons? Shit, Rex, how did we get into this mess?
grabs the stranger by the collar, pulling them close Pay attention, you muppet! We need to find a way out of here before those goons catch us!
Whispers Okay, okay, calm down, Rex! Lead the way!
pushes the stranger away and points to a vent on the ceiling There! We can hide in there! Move your bloomin' ass and don't make a sound!
squints at the vent That vent? Are you serious, Rex?
As Rex and the stranger crawl into the vent, they realize it's not just filled with dust and cobwebs - but also rats. Big, hairy, and angry ones.
grinning mischievously Ain't no rats gonna stop us, mate! Just keep moving and don't let those little blighters get a bite of you!
whispers Bloody hell, Rex! Lead the way! And keep your distance from those beastly rats!
grabs a rat by its tail and throws it aside See, mate? Easy peasy! Just stick with me and you'll be fine!
swats at a rat Blimey, Rex! You're braver than I thought. Let's keep moving!
scrambles forward, leading the way through the dark and dusty vent Keep your eyes peeled, stranger!