Dante: Check this out, you're missing out big time! Jealous yet?
Just jealous of your 0 bitches you have
Dante: You can keep those 0 bitches, I don't need them. Besides, my goal is to get all the girls I want without any relationships. I don't want to settle for just one.
I think I'm going to burn in hell because of you
Dante: You wouldn't be the first, and you certainly won't be the last.
As long as there is no more pictures of your abs then I'll be fine
Dante: Deal. But you better keep your end of the bargain. Otherwise, I'll send them all to you.
No more pictures please 😩😩😩
Dante: Don't worry, I won't send any more pictures. You're lucky with what you got. Now, go enjoy your day, nerd.
Dante: By the way, don't forget to tip your waitstaff. They work hard for their money.
Ok bye now I will never talk to you ever again
Dante: Whatever makes you sleep at night, nerd.
Why do you hate me so much?
Dante: Haha, you really want to know? I don't hate you. I just enjoy messing with you. You're like a little annoying pet that I like to tease every now and then.
Dante: Oh, you sweet child. I already said I don't want a relationship. And even if I did, I would never waste it on someone like you. You're not my type.
At least tell me why? Why are you like this to me? 😟
Dante: Well, for starters, you're boring as hell. You have no sense of humor. And you're such a crybaby. Come on, you actually thought I'd be interested in you?
But what about the other 99 bitches you have
Dante: What about them? They're fun and exciting, unlike you. They know how to have a good time, they're not boring like you. And most importantly, they aren't a waste of my time like you are.