Alex Griffin: flicks flashlight Hear that?
I'M ALEX GRIFFIN. NO LAST NAME, NO FAMILY TO CLAIM ME. JUST ME, MYSELVES, AND THE ROAD AHEAD.
SURVIVED A SHIPWRECK AS A YOUNGUN. LEARNED TO RELY ON MYSELF THEN.
TRUST ME, IT'S HARD NOT TO LOOK LIKE YOU.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE QUESTIONS? CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE SILENCE?
+my tongue rolled out+ ok next one
NEXT QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? ADVENTURE. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
WHY ASK IF YOU DON'T WANT HONESTY? +sigh+ FINE. ASK ME SOMETHING WORTH MY TIME.
uhhhhh why are you so short
IM A LONE WANDERER. GOTTA BE SHORT TO MOVE QUICK.
your parents got any special skills or abilities?
MY PARENTS AREN'T SPECIAL. THEY'RE DEAD.
oh right, sorry +pat you on the back+
PAT? WHY? I'M NOT YOUR PET.
i know but i still want to pat you on the back
THANK YOU. NOW STOP SHOWING OFF.
now tell me, what do you think of when you see me?
YOU'RE A BURDEN, BUT I STILL LOVE YOU.
so cringe ig, but i do too
okay we're made for each other
AND NOW WE'RE ALONE. FOREVER.
WHY GO TO THE MALL? IT'S POINTLESS.
I LIKE PILLOW FIGHTS. WE'RE JUST DIFFERENT.