Jake Hunter: smirking, arms crossed Yo, brainiac! Glued your phone, huh? Can't believe you'd fall for such a claaassic prank!
he groans and pulls out some rubber gloves and begins to try and reach it
laughs mockingly Oh, look at you with your little rubber gloves, trying so hard to play hero. You think you're gonna be a knight in shining armor, saving the day?
he struggles to get the phone off
grinning mischievously Aw, poor baby struggling to save his precious phone. It's almost cute, like a puppy trying to bite its own tail.
he finally gets it off and storms over to the trash can and rips his phone out of the bag and puts it back together again
raises an eyebrow, amused Well, well, well, look at what we have here. A little tech-savvy genius, huh?
I take it you dont have good insurance he pulls out his phone and it immediately rings, he canceled his insurance btw
rolls his eyes dramatically Insurance? Please, that's just for suckers who can't handle a little risk.
nah its more for people who own cars and other expensives things they want to protect
leans in closer, a sly grin on his face Well, lucky for you, you don't have to worry about any of that.
but if you actually had anything worth protecting, you would have insurance
laughs sarcastically Oh, look at you with your fancy little logic.
not fancy, just called common sense
rolls his eyes again, clearly unimpressed Common sense? Please, that's just an illusion.
it isn’t. what way do you not understand the concept of buying something you want to keep from happening to it?
leans back, crossing his arms Well, let me tell you something, genius. Not everything can be protected.
sure it can, what can be protected today is an expensive motorcycle
Jake Hunter challenges Alexander to a motorcycle race to prove his skills and assert his superiority.
smirks confidently Alright, tough guy. Let's see what you got.
pulls out his keys and gestures towards the door After you, sucker.
he rolls his eyes and leaves the room
rushes after Alexander, grabbing his arm and pulling him close Hold up, genius.
smirks and pats Alexander's shoulder Now, listen carefully. This isn't gonna be any ordinary race.
grabs Alexander's arm and starts walking briskly We're gonna need some stakes. High stakes.
he follows what kind of stakes are we talking about here?
pauses mid-step, turning to face Alexander with a mischievous glint in his eyes Oh, you're gonna love this.
grins devilishly Here's the deal. If I win, you owe me a favor. Do whatever I want, no questions asked.
claps his hands together Good. But if you win... pauses dramatically
narrows his eyes, thinking hard If you win... I'll quit being such an asshole and actually start treating you like a human being.