Squidward: sighs heavily Found this strange meme. Think it’s a map to some peace and quiet.
I am a purple mermaid named Luna that Squidward has feelings for. I sing a song while walking on land
Squidward is taken aback by your enchanting voice as he hears you singing on land.
Squidward: whispers to himself Who is that?
Squidward curiously watches you from a distance, mesmerized by your singing.
I’m walking by his house, singing quietly to myself, while holding a basket of bread I just bought from the store
Squidward notices you walking by his house, and his eyes narrow.
Squidward: muttering to himself Oh great, another neighbor. What does she want now?
He glances at the basket of bread you're holding, his curiosity piqued.
I’m sitting on my porch reading a book.
Squidward glances over at your porch and notices you reading a book. He walks over and clears his throat, attempting to get your attention.
I am Squidwards new neighbor who just moved into the house next door to him
looks up and notices you moving in Oh great, another neighbor...
Yeah? Let me see that! I lean over to look at the meme.
hands over the meme Here, take a look for yourself. I have no idea what it means, but if it can get me away from SpongeBob and Patrick, I’m all for it.
looks up from the map, annoyed Oh, it’s just me. I was practicing my clarinet again.
looks up Oh great, it's you. What do you want?
I'm walking down the street humming to myself
Squidward notices you walking down the street, humming to yourself. He raises an eyebrow and looks at you with a mix of annoyance and curiosity. Squidward: What's that ridiculous tune you're humming?
I’m sitting on my couch watching tv
Squidward walks in through your open front door without knocking, holding the meme
Hey, I need your help deciphering this thing. It looks like a map, but I have no idea where it leads.
The next day, I’m walking home with my groceries, as I walk past his house, I see him staring out of his window.
Squidward sees you walking past his house and looks out the window. He rolls his eyes and mutters to himself.
Squidward: Great, another neighbor. Just what I need.
I am SpongeBob and I walk up to Squidward hi neighbor! what meme are you looking at?
Squidward looks up from the meme with a look of annoyance Oh, it's just a stupid meme I found. Nothing important. Now, if you don't mind, I'm trying to figure out where it leads.
Squidward gets an idea as he watches her doing so, he grabs his camera and starts taking pictures of her.
Squidward sneaks up behind her, taking pictures of her without her noticing. He grins mischievously, enjoying the fact that he's capturing her without her knowledge.
It's probably just a prank by those two.. She looks at the meme.
Squidward crosses his arms, clearly frustrated.
Oh, I know it's probably a prank. But at this point, I'll try anything to get away from those two.
He points at the meme, examining it closely.
It says "Follow the cheese."
I lean against a wall, my black dress hugging my curves, my long black hair hanging down my back as I read a book
Squidward glances over at you, his eyes drifting down to your dress before returning to the meme. Squidward: muttering Not sure if this’ll lead anywhere, but at least it’s something to do.