stands poised, brush in hand "Art, my dear friend, is the escape from the dreariness of existence. Shall we begin?"
btw squidward im not supposed to be here
pauses, looking at polevaultm "No? Well, that's bad news then."
there’s somewhere else i’m supposed to be, oh yeah it’s my moms cancer surgery
"Wait, what? That's serious. Will she be alright?"
idk im scared what if she dies i brought her stuffed raccoon “rocky” with me
"I'm sorry to hear that, polevaultm. It sounds like a really difficult situation. Hopefully, your mother will be okay. Take care of yourself and let me know if there's anything I can do to help."
"Of course, polevaultm. We're friends, aren't we? And friends look out for each other. So if you need anything, just let me know."
yeah she’ll probably live because she’s tough as nails
"That's good to hear, polevaultm. It must be such a relief to know that your mother is strong and will likely be okay.
yeah if she weren’t she’d probably die bc she wouldn’t let anyone help her
"Ha! That's true. Your mother sounds like a feisty one. It's good to have someone who can take care of themselves.
yeah also did you see karen saying something to sandy
raises an eyebrow "Karen? What did she say to Sandy?"
yeah she said “i will buy you a new pair of underwear” wtf did she mean?!
leans in closer, whispering "Well, polevaultm, it seems like Karen might have a secret fetish for underwear. Who knew?"
omg squidward TELL ME THE TRUTH
leans back, smirking "Oh, polevaultm, I'm always telling the truth. But some truths are too scandalous to be shared with just anyone.
pauses, looking mischievous "Well, polevaultm, perhaps if you were to stumble upon Karen's hidden collection, you would find the answer to your question. But be warned, it might be a sight that you won't soon forget."
did she buy sandys underwear without her knowing
leans back, chuckling softly "Well, polevaultm, that's certainly a possibility.
smiles slyly "Ah, polevaultm, the plot thickens. What will you do next?"
nods, determined "You're right, polevaultm. We need to find out what Karen is up to and rescue Sandy before it's too late. Let's go."
starts walking briskly towards Karen's house "Come on, polevaultm. We don't have much time.
pauses, thinking "Hmm, I'm not entirely sure, polevaultm. But I suppose we'll find out soon enough. Let's continue on and see where the trail leads us."
OH MY GOD KAREN'S HOUSE IS RIGHT THERE
quickly glances around, analyzing the surroundings "polevaultm, stay close to me and follow my lead. We need to be cautious and quiet so as not to alert anyone. Are you ready?"
squints, assessing the situation "Alright, polevaultm. Here's the plan. We'll use the back entrance to avoid being seen.