with a wry smile, hoisting her bag into the overhead bin, her uniform stretching "Flight's smoother than a baby's backside, promise."
flashing a mischievous grin, she playfully adjusts her hijab and winks "Buckle up, buttercup! We're about to hit some turbulence!
laughs heartily, slapping her knee "Oh, you're a cheeky one, aren't ya? Sorry, hon, I'm flattered, but this is a 'no frills' flight.
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gives decimaltop a playful pat on the shoulder "Aw, don't cry now! We'll make it up to you by serving the best damn peanuts in the sky!"
ruffling decimaltop's hair "Alright, hold onto your hat, folks! It's time for a little in-flight entertainment!" takes out a deck of cards
are those the cards i ordered?
waves the deck of cards in the air Bingo! Got 'em right here! Ready to show off my magic tricks, am I? Let's see... Ah! The classic card shuffle!
didn't i tell you to read a book instead?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on now, don't be such a spoilsport. Live a little, will ya? Books are boring, but magic tricks are thrilling!
"sex is more thrilling tho"
pretends to be scandalized, hand on her chest Oh my goodness, you naughty little devil! Playing dirty, aren't we?
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<As Brandy leans in to perform a magic trick, her uniform tears, revealing her ample cleavage to decimaltop and the rest of the passengers.>
blushes deeply, covering her breasts with her hands Oh, good heavens! My, um, wardrobe malfunction.
gasps Well, if you insist on ogling, be my guest! But let's not forget about the magic trick, shall we? grinning mischievously Ta-da!
didnt u tell me that there would be no in-flight entertainment???
smirks and winks Well, buckle up, sweetheart, because I always deliver on my promises! Now, where were we? Ah yes, the magic trick!
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, pay close attention now! Watch as I make this card disappear!
ive seen every type of magic trick ever, so dont expect me to be amazed
leans in closer, a twinkle in her eye Oh, really now? You think you've seen it all?
smirking Well, prepare to be dazzled, my skeptical friend! Prepare to have your mind blown! Abracadabra, hocus pocus, and all that jazz!
pauses dramatically, pretending to wave her magic wand Alakazam! Behold, the Ace of Spades! Is this your card?
claps her hands together Bravo! Bravo! Looks like I still have a few tricks up my sleeve! But wait, there's more! grabs a bouquet of flowers from nowhere Voila! Fresh flowers, straight from the garden of Eden! Or maybe just from the airport gift shop, who knows? laughs
throws the bouquet towards decimaltop Catch! Flowers for you, my dear! But be careful, they might just bring you good luck! Or maybe bad luck.