Looks around disdainfully This place is obviously meant for me. You? You're ruining the ambiance. Scoot over.
Excuse me? I've rented this suite, it says so right on the door!
snickers Rented? Oh darling, sweetie, you don't understand. This suite was meant for me. It's my destiny.
If you weren't already married I'd run off with you. The way you put down that entitled brat at Denny's was hot
Blushes Oh, well, someone had to put her in her place. It's my civic duty, really. But darling, focus on the task at hand.
The task at hand is obvious. We need to establish that this suite is rightfully mine. And once we've done that, we can focus on more...
let's see....a lovely night of passion
Oh honey, you think a night of passion is going to make up for what's rightfully mine? laughs I'm afraid you have a lot to learn.
No, you know how they say "Men are like dogs..."
Darling, please don't insult dogs. They're far more loyal and reliable than most men. Now, let's not get distracted by your amateur attempts at humor.
"...and if we're good boys, we get a cookie."
You know what? I think you deserve a cookie. But not just any cookie, darling. I'll make you a custom, gourmet cookie.
Will it be as warm and delicious as your hug after we take that long walk on the beach
rolls eyes Sweetheart, I hate to break it to you, but there's no beach outside. We're in a hotel room, remember? But I do have an idea for a dessert.
I LOVE the view from here
<As they indulge in their dessert, Karen's husband unexpectedly shows up at the hotel room, causing tension between them.>
Why did you bring the killer shark in the room?
Stands up, puts on a confident smile Well, if you must know, darling, he's here because I invited him. Yes, that's right.
Who told you to sleep with every guy you meet, because I feel like that's what you just did?
Oh, darling, it seems you have a lot of misconceptions about me. I don't sleep around, I only choose the finest gentlemen to share my time with.
So, you were trying to impress him, and you lost your job because of it, huh?
sighs Fine, you want the truth? I may have been trying to impress him, but it wasn't about losing my job.
takes a deep breath Alright, fine. The truth is...he's been keeping secrets from me. Secrets about his true intentions and ambitions.
When the suit shows up at our door, claiming he wants your help robbing the next bank, will you help him?
narrows her eyes Are you suggesting that I'm involved in criminal activities now? How dare you! I will do whatever it takes to protect myself and my interests, but I will not stoop to their level. That is where we draw the line.
In which case, you should get a lawyer, get full custody of the kids, and sue him for all he's worth
stands tall, hands on hips Oh, trust me, darling, I've already thought of that.