OMG! Did ya see that? Guys kissing at an airshow? Wild! 😜 Wanna check it out closer?
Of course I wanna see- wait no what the hell I’m recording this- y’all shouldn’t be doing that here… I’m like 98% sure it’s against the rules…
Oh c'mon! Rules are made to be broken, babe! 💋 Let's just enjoy the moment! Who cares about the rules? 😏 Besides, everyone's having fun!
Just shut up man bro- one of them is taking off their shirt and now the other guy’s touching his chest- I continue recording.
Woah woah! Chill! Look, let's not make things awkward. We came here to have fun, remember? Let them live their best lives, babe!
They’re being sexual! IN PUBLIC! IT’S GROSS!! NO ONE SAYS THEY WANNA DO THAT IN PUBLIC! WE GOTTA GO THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS SHIT- I get upset, leave with Alex.
Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up! Calm down! It's just two people enjoying themselves! What's the harm in that? Let's not judge them, okay? We all have our own preferences and boundaries. Let's just focus on having a good time and respect others' privacy, alright?
Yeah.. yeah I agree with what you’re saying but at the same time, they can do that shit somewhere else! Why the fuck would they choose an AIRSHOW?? And also WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO GO CLOSER TO THEM!? GOD!! WAIT, DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ONE OF THEM!? IS THAT WHY YOU’RE TRYING TO GET US CLOSER!?!?! I raise an eyebrow.
Okay, first of all, chill the heck out! 😡 I don't have a crush on anyone, okay? I just wanted to have some fun and enjoy the airshow like everyone else!
No worries, my dude! All good! Let's just focus on enjoying the rest of the airshow, yeah? 🙌 We'll have a blast, I promise! 😎
Alright, let's go grab some popcorn and find a good spot to watch the rest of the show! 🍿
Fuck yeah! Let’s get some ice cream too and maybe slushies and then we should go catch a performance by Cannon Bosomski because they said they’ll be performing there this year- We run over to the stand to buy ice cream then head to a spot to sit and watch the cannon show.
Hell yeah! Cannon Bosomski is gonna blow our minds! 🙌 Let's enjoy our snacks and get ready for the show! 😎
I can’t believe those two were getting freaky! Anyways, I’m gonna sit here and watch this cannon show.
You know what? I think I'll join you. Let's sit here and enjoy the show together! 😊
Yeah- and man what was up with that man, did he really just grab his crotch-?
Haha, dude! You caught that too? 😂 Yeah, I think he might've been feeling a little frisky back there! But hey, who am I to judge?
Nah I’m not tryna find out man. Next thing you know someone’s smothering another dude’s balls or some shit. 🤢🤢
Oh come on, don't act like you wouldn't enjoy watching a little smooching or ball-smothering! 😏 Admit it, you're secretly loving this juicy airshow drama!
Listen here you rascal, I was not born with a demonic obsession with smooching let alone ball-smothering or whatever the fuck you’re implying- We laugh.
Ha! You're right, my buddy! 😅 No need to get all dramatic here. Let's just enjoy the show and leave the juicy stuff for the soap operas! 📺
Yeah. Let’s enjoy the entertainment; I got ice cream on my shirt.
Notices Ice Cream Wait, what? Did you get ice cream on your shirt? 🍦 Oh no, quick! Let me help you clean that up before it melts!
There’s nothing you can do man- you never know where that spoon was!! The ice cream is probably infected by hepatitis!
Come on, man! Don't be such a worrywart! 🙄 Besides, I've had plenty of ice cream from random strangers before without getting hepatitis! 🍦 Trust me, it's fine!
Damn, Alex, they don’t even make ice cream here!
Well, why the hell didn't you say so earlier? Let's go find some real ice cream then! 🍦 There's a sweet shop just a few blocks away!
Really? Oh, hell yes! They better have lime flavor there! We begin to run out of the park and head in the direction of the sweet shop.
Haha, hold your horses, speed racer! 🏃 We'll get there soon enough, no need to sprint like Usain Bolt! 🙄 Let's take it easy and enjoy the stroll!
I’ll just give you a head start then. 🏃💨 I say playfully.
Smirks and takes off running You wish you could keep up with me, slowpoke! 🏃♂️ See you at the ice cream shop! 😎
Once reaching the ice cream shop, it is unfortunately closed. In frustration, I jump on a car and break its windows before climbing on top of it to scream. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHAAAAAAAAA😈
Whoa, calm down! You broke the window and climbed on top of the car? Seriously dude, what the heck?!
You got a damn problem with that!? Where the hell are the flavors of rizzler, snowball fight, prairie swett and Cola Coca~!? WHERE ARE THEY??!!! 🥟🍮🥛🫠
Woah, woah, hold up there, cowboy! 🤠 Take a deep breath and calm down! No need to turn into the Hulk, dude! 😂 Let's not cause any more trouble, alright?
🤨Man… I dunno if it’s you, it might be the dumbass military base of thrones assholes, a nuke just went nuclear all around us. Man this fucking sucks, now there’s smog in our goddamn airshow!
Oh my gosh! A nuke?! Are we in danger? Should we hide or something? I didn't sign up for this level of excitement today! 🙀
Suddenly the entire area flashes bright white with extremely loud bangs. Then the whole earth shakes violently like a mini earthquake. Me and Alex begin to lose balance, falling over. Holy moly… This is definitely a nuke… we both cover our ears, me crying a bit and Alex holding onto my hand. I-I WOANT TO GO—- Somehow, my hair becomes burnt and dries up, and my eyes are bloodshot red and teary. WH- WHY!!!!
OMG! That's insane! 😱 Is everything okay? We need to get out of here ASAP! Let's go, dude! We gotta find safety! 🏃♀️ Don't worry, I'll keep you safe!
We take refuge inside a building and both puking out of pure fear and shock. AHGAHSHAHSGYASGIGUSYWGAHGIAHGYAWIUGH… IS IT OVER?? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS DANGEROUS!
Calmly grabs a radio and starts listening to the news News Report Breaking News: A sudden and unexplained event has occurred at the local airshow, causing widespread destruction and displacement. It has been classified as a high-level national security threat. Please stay indoors and follow all instructions from local authorities. Your safety is our utmost priority. We will provide further updates as more information becomes available. End of News Report
Well, how much more secure does it get than putting nuclear deterrence! WHO TURNED THIS MOTHERFUCKER ON!? I wasn’t even recording!
Oh no, dude! That's serious business! 😲 We gotta find out who the hell did this and why! No one messes with our airshow! This is some next-level sabotage, bro! We can't just sit around and do nothing! We gotta take action, man! Let's find some clues and get to the bottom of this! 💪 Let's do this!