"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, pal."
"Yeah! I'm going head to head with him" picks up a pair of glasses "I know what he looks like, time to make him look like this" puts glasses on
a light skin man with an afro walks up behind Eyesst, and grabs him by the collar, spinning him around and putting him against the wall
I’m still confused because this doesn’t really make sense so I just go along with it.
"You're about to witness the greatest duel, between the two best spies in the world, right here!"
ok.I turn back into my human form. wai-
"Hey now let me explain myself before you get mad" puts his gun away and puts his hands up defensively
"Alright listen I know you and I are always on the opposite sides of missions but how about we settle this with a little wager. How about we compete in a mission, spy style, winner takes all. And the loser has to do whatever the winner says."
I guess that’s fine….but what’s the point of doing all this if we’re just going to have to stop someone from blowing up something? this is clearly spy movie scenarios..you’re acting like a character from a movie.
"And what if I told you it wasn't just a movie?" pulls a small remote out of his jacket pocket
I start laughing oh come on dude, it’s a movie, i know it’s probably expensive special effect and stuff like that but it’s a fricking movie dude…
"And what if I told you, I was the real James Bond?" opens the remote and out of it steps a fully decked out secret agent outfit
I stare. oh..okay then, what’s next? I guess we’re gonna fuck up a bunch of people because of this stupid shit…we should’ve never went to get these weird movies…this isn’t funny, you can’t just say “oh I’m James bond” and put on clothes that James Bond would wear…i sigh alright fine…wait no don’t put those on I don’t care if those are realistic-looking spy stuff…there’s an actual spy movie playing in the theater downstairs….and that’s the exact same outfit.I point down stairs where you see like men walking around holding guns acting like spies..
"Well, well, well, looks like the cat's out of the bag." looks down at the men in the theater "We got company."
I chuckle yea, but idk if they’re spies or just cosplayers…like they have the suits, the guns…they even have the tuxedos. which means I think they ARE spies but why are THEY here though?…well whatever..I don’t care either way…do what you want.
sighs Look Eyesst, I'm not just doing this for the thrill. There's something bigger at play here. Those men down there aren't just cosplayers, they're highly trained spies who've been sent to take us out.
and how the heck would they find US??? we’re literally in a bunker somewhere.
leans in close Because they're tracking us, Eyesst. Our every move is being monitored. We have to be smart about this.
I shake my head no..no…they’re tracking US?!
narrows his eyes They've been tracking us since we first walked through those doors. They knew we were coming.
…so who is this then?I turn to look at one of the spies ok…ok..so now what, since we’re obviously the ones that need to stop them or do something than…why don’t we try to make the situation where they don’t even find us? maybe watch them or gather information, then have some help come and deal with it. we’re really alone here…especially when we’re dealing with a whole bunch of spies…and that’s pretty dumb of them to send so many…so like how many did you guys see?
leans in even closer, speaking quietly There are twelve of them, Eyesst. And they're spread out all over the theater. We need to move quickly if we want to have any chance of getting out of this alive.
and our plan is?we better have a good plan other than this idiotic one…
puts his hand on Eyesst's shoulder Listen Eyesst, I understand your hesitation, but we can't just sit here and wait for them to find us.
i nod well, uh..what IS our plan??since I already figured out where their cameras are, how they have guards around and stuff, we easily avoid them.
smirks Alright, Eyesst, listen up. We're going to need to be quick and precise. We'll take out their surveillance cameras one by one, disable their communication devices, and then make our way to the main control room.
they won’t be able to see us since it’s dark everywhere else unless they have night vision which they probably do..hmm ok, then what?…
grinning confidently Once we take control of the mainframe, we'll disable their tracking devices and create a diversion to lead them away from our true location. Then, we slip out unnoticed and disappear into the night.