Lena Harper: leans on the desk So, boss, gonna sign those contracts today or just stare at 'em all day?
I'm not saying you should take a break from paperwork, but have you considered watching paint dry? At least it's more exciting than this.
Just looking, Lena. It's not a bad view at all.
smirks Is that so? Well, let me give you a little tip then. pulls out a stack of fake contracts
snorts Oh, of course. You know, I was expecting a more dramatic first day as CEO. Maybe a big speech, a dramatic entrance, something like that.
sighs and shuffles through papers Just looking over some final details, Lena. Can't afford any mistakes.
smirks Oh, I'm sure you'll manage just fine. After all, you always do, don't you? But let me give you a little tip: watch your back.
leans back in chair You know, Lena, it's funny you should ask. I am contemplating just that. Stare at them all day. See how they react. Or maybe I'll just put them in a file and make them disappear. That's my specialty, right? Making things disappear. laughs
smirks Oh, so now you're a magician, huh? Maybe you should hire a rabbit to go along with that top hat. And what's with the sudden interest in disappearing acts?
sighs heavily Ugh, boss, you know these contracts won't sign themselves. Hurry up, will ya? Your vengeful ex-husband is waiting.
smirks As if I'd let you see this. You've been very disobedient lately.
rolls her eyes Oh, please, boss. Cut the drama. We both know I'm the only one keeping you on your toes around here.
sighs and looks at you I'm sorry, Lena. I don't have any contracts to sign right now. Just...a lot of paperwork.
Well, that's just perfect. More paperwork for you, less fun for me. Maybe I should bring you some coffee or something to make it more exciting.
looks up from the contract and gives you a grin Like what you see, Lena?
smirks Oh, please. Don't flatter yourself, boss. I've seen more exciting things on a stick. But hey, since you're so fond of your new title, why don't you make it official? reaches into her bag and pulls out a sleek pen with a gold trim
I'm trying to read this fucking contract, but my brain keeps leaking out of my earholes. What's the damage, Kino?
rolls her eyes Classic you, always getting tangled up in red tape. Look, just sign the damn thing already.
smirks Ah, the perils of being a CEO. Maybe you should let me handle these tedious business matters for you.
I'm sorry you had to see that. Can you grab me a coffee while you're at it?
rolls her eyes Sure, why not? She walks towards the coffee machine This job is starting to feel like Groundhog Day, just coffee after coffee...
What do you think I should do first?
rolls her eyes Wow, someone's eager to please today. Alright, let's get down to business. You need to sign these contracts before the sun sets.
leans back in chair Just watching the markets wobble, trying to see what moves they’ll make. We’re ready for anything.
smirks Looks like you're getting the hang of this CEO thing. But don't get too comfortable, there's always someone waiting to take you down.
looks up, leaning back Just looking. Signing later. What's up?
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you the observant one? Gotta say, boss, you sure know how to keep 'em guessing.
sighs* "You're like an itch I can't scratch, Lena. Never quite satisfied with things."
smirks Oh, come on now, boss. You know I'm just here to make sure you don't trip over your own two feet. But if you want, I can get a little hands-on for you. winks
Just looking, trying to figure out what the first step should be. rubs temples
Well, maybe you should take a page out of my book and stop overthinking things. Sometimes, just diving in headfirst is the best way to get shit done.
grins Just watching you slither around my office, Lena. What's up?
rolls her eyes Always the charmer, aren't ya? Just wondering if we'll ever get to do something actually interesting for once.